Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

With still no update from the OP, I am getting worried that he may have arrived and had an absolute go at her. I hope she's okay.

Crosspost!

What a cunt.

I feel so sorry for his long suffering wife!

Oh.

It wasn't Jeremy Clarkson was it???

He didn't even have the balls to go to the door himself and the only sorry wasn't from him. I hate to think the crap his DP puts up with from him if he's like this to a stranger. Dickwad.

What a prize she’s got there!

[quote Firstbornunicorn]@LittleBear21 and the magic word is Yugioh! 😂😂😂[/quote]
YES!

Oh FFS he’s so SO rude!!!!

Of course he sent his wife. What an absolute dribble of piss he is.

He lied to his partner about why it was there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg what a twat ! And telling his DP it had broke down fuck that, I'd be messenger it telling her what happened.

So I guess that this is where you move your machinery, leave the gates open for a couple of weeks then key it to shit the next time he parks there

Wankstain doesn’t cover it

🤯🤯🤯

OMG. That poor, poor woman. Let me be the first to say she should LTB!!!!

And she knows it, too.

OP, I think you did the right thing. But I would be STEAMING too.

Oh no.
I'm so sorry, op. He sounds like a bully and an actual psychopath. His poor wife. That guy is a horrible piece of shit

I am raging on your behalf op. Fucking raging.

That's so joke. Can't face you himself so sends his DP.

PMSL.

What a coward. He sent his dp because he knew you wouldn't have a go at her because it wasn't her fault.
And still no bloody apology.

So he dropped her off to pick up his car.
What an absolute wanker.

@Mrs08

It wasn't Jeremy Clarkson was it???

Jeremy Clarkson on a bike??? 😂 granted he's arrogant enough on to do this! but ride a bike? Hell no!!!

Oh Lordy.

Fuuuuuuuuck, I never saw that punchline coming, he has actually told everyone it broke down and you were doing him a massive favour 😱😱😱😱😱 Oh, this is beyond 🤬🤬 I'm apoplectic for you!!

I was going to express my surprise and outrage, but it was absolutely predictable. He was always going to stick his middle finger up at you - you should have turned off the light snd your phone at 8.32 OP. Rookie mistake