Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Yes I thought OP might have had him there at 9ish and be pouring a wine right about now ready to inform us. I can tell the time.

@itcouldhave

Point perfectly demonstrated by the barrage of angry replies telling me to piss off and calling me a fun sponge. 😂

You have returned with another sponge I see?

MNHQ are blatantly sat hitting refresh too 🤣

Refresh is taking ages - I think this thread might actually be breaking MN

I hope the OP hasn't gone to bed!

Mankini wearer

😂😂😂

To be honest if it was me and he hasn't collect his car tonight, then 1st thing in the morning I would be getting it towed and contacting the police and letting them know should he complain to them that after trying to get him to remove his car which he abandon on Saturday and he has continued to mess you about that you have had his removed from your private property and it is at XXX towing company.

@itcouldhave

Point perfectly demonstrated by the barrage of angry replies telling me to piss off and calling me a fun sponge. 😂

Well, if the sponge fits...!

Can I assume OP hasn't posted as she's busy explaining proper manners to him?

We all would desperately love for the OP to turn her lights out and lock the front door in a petty one upmanship (upwomanship) and get the bloody truck towed tomorrow as we are massively rooting for this wanker to be taught a lesson.

The reality is that this wearing for her and she’d like to be shot of the twat. So unlocking the gate in a somewhat anticlimactic manner is the most likely - and best for the OP - outcome.

And we’ve all had our fun this weekend

You forgot 'Y' - Yoghurt (runny)?

@BoringThead

I hope the OP hasn't gone to bed!

I hope she's done exactly that! Happy to wait until tomorrow if it's to find out he didn't get the car.

@EstherMumsnet

Hello! Just a reminder it is best not to offer, even in jest, to send money to strangers from the internet.

Thanks Esther but absolutely happy to risk losing £20 for the sake of it potentially going towards a tow truck

Any suggestions for the title of Thread 6 and through to Thread 11 ?

Cheeky F*ckery beyond belief.

I've actually had two crash pages 😂

Me - No. I have to have the gates locked. I will not be available that late in the evening. The latest I could do is 8pm. After that I have commitments I can't change.

STOP hanging around for him OP. You're saying "commitments I can't change" then changing them! He's fucking with you, and you're letting him.

Just ignore him, get it towed, if he randomly turns up ignore the door.

I love the scolds. They just whip us up like Russell Crowe in Gladiator.

Yes, I am entertained!!

@noideawhatusernametochoose locked parking thread - the one which breaks mumsnet

I hate this guy. What an absolute wankstain

OP has posted on FB, messaged this twat and yet nothing. I think the car is yours now OP.

They just whip us up like Russell Crowe in Gladiator.

Yes, I am entertained!!

@Fernando072020

I've actually had two crash pages 😂

Me too!

Any suggestions for the title of Thread 6 and through to Thread 11?

"Not the end, not even the beginning of the end; but the end of the beginning"

I just hope the OP is ok. She said she’s not a big woman and the guy might be the kind to throw his weight around.