Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Smite him, @BlueEyesWhiteDragon. SMITE HIM WITH THE HEART OF THE CARDS

Has he been?! I cannot bare the wait!

This needs to go into Classics.

Sadly it's not. It's 100% believable that this arrogant alpha male would be this arrogant a wankstain

Sadly true

@ablutiions

I may have to eat my words. There is a fresh parking thread. A woman has come back from hols and someone has Parked a CARAVAN on her drive.

We all have another thread to pile onto once this is over. Phew

Hhhm, have posted on it but I’m dubious.

@JenniferAllisonPhillipaSue

OP, please don't feel embarrassed if you have to tell us that you didn't confront him and simply, meekly, opened the gate for him. We're not facing this, you are. But please do tell us what's happened, so that we have closure

It'll be disappointing but understandable, I suppose.

Hope you're ok OP.

I agree that RangerCock is worse than the Mexican House Thief. This bastard is actively rubbing her nose in it.

Bet he comes at 9ish as that is the time he said and he is the boss not you.

@itcouldhave

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

It’s pure theatre. Nobody needs to calm down.

@itcouldhave

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

It has been a source of entertainment for a good few days!! I was lay in bed wondering what was going to happen next......... theatre for me🤷‍♀️

@itcouldhave

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

Because he's a twat who needs to be taught a lesson and we're happy to chip in so that OP can teach him one.

@DeflatedGinDrinker

Bet he comes at 9ish as that is the time he said and he is the boss not you.

It's 9:25 already 😞

Wouldn't be suprised if he brings the police as back up.

Is anyone else finding refreshing MN very slow? 🤣 MNHQ servers can’t cope!

@itcouldhave

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

YOU need to calm down and breathe!

@DeflatedGinDrinker

Bet he comes at 9ish as that is the time he said and he is the boss not you.

Except that it's already gone 9pm (as the time of your post is 9:24)

@itcouldhave

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

Boo! Get of the stage fun sponge!

@itcouldhave

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

Better than theatre.

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

It's for in case a tow truck is needed - it seems very unfair for OP to have to bear the whole cost herself when loads of us on here could crowdfund it. It's the least we can do. It's not money being offered in return for the entertainment, as if OP were a virtual performing seal.

Open gates - leave open
Get rid of car.
When CF says, "where's my car?"
Reply, "no idea. I left gates open and assume you collected... bye bye"

Oh what??? I raced round my walking circuit so I could get back to thread and there’s no flipping update!

Hello!
Just a reminder it is best not to offer, even in jest, to send money to strangers from the internet.

A-Z of CFery ranger pisswanker
Arsehole
Bellend
Cunt
Dick
Evil
Fuckwit
Git
Hamster fucker
Idiot
Jackass
Kipper breath
Lemon
Mankini wearer
Norbert
Ogre
Penis
Quick jizzer
Rank
Smeg head
Twat
Ugly
Vain
Wanker
XL pisstaker
Zero

Point perfectly demonstrated by the barrage of angry replies telling me to piss off and calling me a fun sponge. 😂