Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Risk with Rooney 😂

This guy is a wankstain!

I really hope he didn’t turn up at 9pm which he was told not to and managed to get his way! What an absolute CF! He must have some big balls for that tiny dick of his. Honestly I would lock up and forget about him and actually have the car towed professionally away because they will charge him for the storage and release of the car, although you have to pay for them to tow it.

[quote BlueLobelia]@pheonixrebirth you called it :)[/quote]
Haha! You know it makes sense 👍

Should have Mumsnet whipround for a £300 road worthy banger. Follow him home and stick it in his drive for a couple of weeks while pretending you're trying to make it to pick it up.

Also spray paint "karma mother fucker" on the side of it.

I'm desperate for an update but I think this thread may get to 40 pages before we know

@MyCrap

Is this your brother OP???

Durham Constabulary have charged a man, 57, with criminal damage and dangerous driving after a video showed a parked car being flipped over by a digger at a farm.

A man will appear in court charged with criminal damage and dangerous driving weeks after video emerged of a parked car being tossed into the air by a digger after it was left blocking a farm gate.

The 57-year-old man was arrested in connection with the incident at a farm in Teesdale, which went viral last month.

The force said a 20-year-old arrested on suspicion of assault during the same incident on June 5 has been released under investigation while inquiries continue.

'A court date has not yet been set"

🤣🤣🤣

If OP isn't careful, it's actually gonna fill up. I was only (half)joking earlier.

I’ll bet my house that OP’s next post reveals he’s got his vehicle back.

Have we had Cribbage with Crouch ?

Google tells me there are 112900 Ford Rangers registered in the UK up to 2020.

Mumsnet summer project - narrow down who we all know who owns one somewhere in the Midlands, we can find this CF through the power of Mumsnet!!!

Am getting worried for OP now.. I hope he's not there hurling abuse at her!

I am a notorious thread killer so just putting this here in the hope it means he'll turn up and OP can go to bed

Has there ever been a more entitled twat in MN history?

I think Ranger Knob is rivalling Mexican house thief in sheer disregard for anyone but himself...

@Blossomtoes

I’ll bet my house that OP’s next post reveals he’s got his vehicle back.

I can't take that bet because I agree 100% and can't afford to lose a house 😅

@RookieRoo

If OP isn't careful, it's actually gonna fill up. I was only (half)joking earlier.

What number is it on? Doesn’t show on my phone...

I may have to eat my words. There is a fresh parking thread. A woman has come back from hols and someone has Parked a CARAVAN on her drive.

We all have another thread to pile onto once this is over. Phew

OP, please don't feel embarrassed if you have to tell us that you didn't confront him and simply, meekly, opened the gate for him. We're not facing this, you are. But please do tell us what's happened, so that we have closure

Why on earth are people offering money? It’s not the fucking theatre. Some people on here seriously need to calm down and breathe.

We're at 720 posts already!

If it doesn't, I bet she will give him another chance!

@ablutiions

I may have to eat my words. There is a fresh parking thread. A woman has come back from hols and someone has Parked a CARAVAN on her drive.

We all have another thread to pile onto once this is over. Phew

Last I checked she only posted twice and it might be a slow one.

But here's hoping.