Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

@AppleKatie

I don’t get why he doesn’t need his car though arrogant entitled fuckwit.

He’ll have other cars. Probably some twattish car that makes him feel like he’s on the set of ‘fast and furious’.

MN is going to be a dull place once this is over!

I bet OPs dealing with him now.

@BlueLobelia

Right, I am not waiting up for cheeky fucker parker anymore. I have a Sydney Sheldon book to finish and bed. [yawn]

night all.

Put me down for £20 for the tow truck.

You know your going to sneak a peak

I'm gunna be honest here - your DB needs an appreciation group! Can we get one set up say on Facebook or similar and he can join and we can all worship him? 🤣

I suspect he's there now.

@MotionActivatedDog

I bet OPs dealing with him now.

We can only hope!

@MotionActivatedDog

I bet OPs dealing with him now.

See, we are back to the feeding to the pigs scenario again.

Tow-fund-me that is excellent

I've met many men like this that 'have to win' at any cost. I'm not sure how is best to deal with them in a working relationship. Everything has to be on their terms only. They have to be in charge. I wonder if it does relate to penis size?

I reckon we can raise enough to buy the bloody car !

@MotionActivatedDog

I bet OPs dealing with him now.

Well I hope it's either that or she's gone to bed and is not still waiting for him to turn up.

Please please take photos and name and shame on the local Facebook. Even if it's just of the car with the full story but better with his ugly mug. Never let him live it down.

I can only thank god I'm not married to him.

I’ve been busy for the last hour - can’t catch up!

I hope you’re safe OP. This guy sounds unhinged. Be careful.

@pheonixrebirth you called it :)

See, we are back to the feeding to the pigs scenario again.

😂

Mumsnet is struggling to keep up with everybody refreshing at the same time!

@Nachthex the wife probably parks her fancy car In disabled/ parent and child* spots/yellow lines.

Child is 10

Argh. So much suspense!

Is this your brother OP???

Durham Constabulary have charged a man, 57, with criminal damage and dangerous driving after a video showed a parked car being flipped over by a digger at a farm.

A man will appear in court charged with criminal damage and dangerous driving weeks after video emerged of a parked car being tossed into the air by a digger after it was left blocking a farm gate.

The 57-year-old man was arrested in connection with the incident at a farm in Teesdale, which went viral last month.

The force said a 20-year-old arrested on suspicion of assault during the same incident on June 5 has been released under investigation while inquiries continue.

'A court date has not yet been set"

How many of have been avidly refreshing for the past hour?

I'm fuming!

@pickingdaisies

Mumsnet is struggling to keep up with everybody refreshing at the same time!

Ahhh they love a saga thread. So good for the metrics.