Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

@StoneofDestiny

He or his partner probably are reading this thread

I think this too!

Happy to donate to the Tow-fund-me.

I will cry if you give in. This is taking a stand against all the arrogant men who like to see us change our plans!

His last 5mins was three/four days.

God what an arsehole

I’m happy to donate to the tow truck. What a dick.

He's now had an extra 5 mins on top of his original time plus the half hour you graced him with.

He's a cf of the highest order and right now I'd have qualms in calling the tow company. He's been given plenty of time since Saturday to arrange collection. He could have given the keys to his friend or sister or anyone else he knows to collect. He's choosing to throw his weight around in the hope that you apologise for inconveniencing him.

Do not apologise to him!

He will have 2 cars or work from home

Tell him it’s been towed and then send him your brothers phone number instead of the tow company’s number give DB the heads up.

This is going to go onto thread 6, isn't it? This is the cheekiest fucker of all cheeky fuckery!

I bet he's crap in bed, too.

@ShamelessCurtainTwitcher

At the very least, steal a hubcap and weld it to the gate as a warning to others.

I don't think hubcaps are a thing anymore! Not on newer cars like his, anyway

I’d block him from being able to contact you at this point I think.

He just does not give a damn!

@StoneofDestiny

He or his partner probably are reading this thread

Hello mr and mrs cheeky fuckers! Hope the tow fund has plenty in it!

I'm on Team Tow Truck.

It's the least inconvenient thing to do now. Lock up everything & forget about it.

Bloody hell- so basically he has decided he'll just turn up at the time he originally wanted ('about' 9) despite OP clearly telling him that would not be convenient. It's just so unashamedly blatant. I wish OP had scary looking dogs she could release just as he arrives (I have a feeling she would have told us if she did). She could tell him they always start to patrol at 9pm but he's welcome to collect the car if he thinks he can get past them. In the time that it's taken for the CF to collect his car she could probably have trained a few to chase and snarl but not actually bite. I may have been overthinking this

@MotionActivatedDog

Tell him it’s been towed and then send him your brothers phone number instead of the tow company’s number give DB the heads up.

You are a genius!! Do this!!

@MotionActivatedDog

Tell him it’s been towed and then send him your brothers phone number instead of the tow company’s number give DB the heads up.

THIS

Doors locked, lights out, curtains drawn, phone off.
End of day.
OP no longer available.

Tomorrow is a new day, Scarlett!

Ffs. Put the notice on, get it towed and get back to your life!

OP, send one last message, do not come now, I told you I was unavailable at 9pm. As you have failed to keep your word three times now (moving car in 5 minutes, failing to show up at 7.30 and failing to show up at 8.30, I will now be contacting the tow company first thing in the morning. You will need to deal with them going forwards.
This coul have been avoided had you been decent enough to show remorse for your actions and turned up at agreed times.
I will now block your number, the tow companies name is (insert name)

@MotionActivatedDog

Tell him it’s been towed and then send him your brothers phone number instead of the tow company’s number give DB the heads up.

YESSSSSS!!!!

Very happy to donate to the tow truck fund.
Of all the entitled, selfish twats.
I hate him.
I'm raging on your behalf.

Is this gonna end with the OP saying "you'll never believe who owns the car! It's.... Rebecca Vardy!!"

And the longest wind up in history award goes to...

I pray it's real. And I pray the OP didn't let the bastard CF get his own 9pm way.

If she did, can we vote to set up a new "banished" corner of Mumsnet and send her there, bringing in the substitute (her DB) 😅

I'm also hoping he's not got a posse of like minded mates together and isn't currently attempting to storm OP's house in order to get his car back.