Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

OP I promise you this- if he turns up tonight and you give him his car he will park in front of your gates next weekend.

Please can we keep these threads going after it's all over?! Turn it into a discussion about our worst CF encounters?!????

I bet he has a punchable face. Wanker.

He is a total twat! I thought that in thread 1 but he’s got even worse

I'd want an end to it - but I would kick myself daily if I gave in to his bullying tactics. I'd be out.

@PerciphonePuma

Will also donate to Tow truck fee - genuine offer

Yes happily contribute.

To borrow from another feminist issue (because lets face it his disregard for OP IS 100% about her sex) just say "no thank you" preferably while sipping a bottle of water (gin)

So I'm confused, he's not needed his car back at all before now?

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

I've replied

5 mins like on Sat? Yeah right ....

I'm petty and I know it

Bearing in mind 5 mins had already passed when you posted this @BlueEyesWhiteDragon he clearly has no concept of time whatsoever. Arrogant tosser! I'm fuming for you.

Next potential reply: 'You apparently give zero fucks about your car or the inconvenience you're causing me. Here is the number for the tow company.'

I genuinely wouldn't let him get his car tonight ignore the door bell and follow through and get it towed I would also take a key to every side of his spanking range rover but I really am petty 😂😂

Count me in. I’ll contribute.

Because he's being so rude and you're alone, the justification later down the line could easily be that you felt threatened, if you glfeel you need a defence. This is a waste of your time. You're a farmer. Bed is calling. No need to engage any more tonight. Turn your lights out. That's you locked in for the night. Done. What. An. Arsehole.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

I've replied

5 mins like on Sat? Yeah right ....

I'm petty and I know it

Turn off all the lights and block is number. Order a tow truck... otherwise you know this basterd will think he can park his penis extention on your land whenever he feels like it. I Would happily chip in via crowd funder.

Been lurking since Saturday. Only posting to add my voice to the chorus of voices genuinely willing to chip in for a towtruck.

DO NOT open the door to the CF.

How much is the tow truck? My bank is pretty empty after this child! but I could certainly scrape a few quid together. Worth every penny.

He must surely go down as the cheekiest fucker of all time now? Not even an attempt at saying sorry at any point yet. What a cunt.

I don’t get why he doesn’t need his car though arrogant entitled fuckwit.

I’ll contribute to the tow truck fund. Even DH is invested now!

Has he got “held up” up his own arsehole, per chance?

I'll Chuck in a couple of quid too!

He or his partner probably are reading this thread

He's probably visiting his famous footballer friend!

I’d be ignoring any further contact from him, and call the tow company in the morning.

At the very least, steal a hubcap and weld it to the gate as a warning to others.