Locked Parking Thread - The Actual End

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

This has been a wild ride made substantially more entertaining by DBs shenanigans but the end is in sight.

Hopefully by 8.35 the car will be free. I will be downing something alcoholic and next time the straw comes I'll make him bring it in by hand one bale at a time WITHOUT unlocking the gate!

I'm going to go for dignified and just let him out and convince myself that him moving it at all makes this a draw my victory. He no doubt will do the same and we'll both potter off happily into the sunset hopefully never to meet again!

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* Edited by MNHQ to add *

Previous threads all here:

To lock the jackass in (parking thread)
Locked parking thread 2
Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))
Locked parking thread 4 - The End
Locked Parking Thread 5 - The Actual End

Lights off and no answering the doorbell, OP.

Bellend has deliberately missed the window. He can arrange to retrieve the overblown truck from the tow company of your choice.

I'm so sad about this. I mean any old 'he parked on my drive' thread(even with the best picture ever) will be so boring after this epic

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

I've replied

5 mins like on Sat? Yeah right ....

I'm petty and I know it

So of course he still isn’t there, despite his 5 minute ETA.

Seriously OP. Close the curtains, switch off your phone. You’re done with him.

Arrogant little fucker

Perfectly put.

Op, go to Tesco. Then you aren’t even there!

I will also happily donate to the tow truck fund.
Fuming on your behalf

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

I've replied

5 mins like on Sat? Yeah right ....

I'm petty and I know it

I love you more with every post, OP.

You are striking a blow for all the people who’ve ever gritted their teeth and put up with this sort of shit for the sake of keeping the peace or being polite.

You’re being carried on a big cushiony wave of our love, underpinned by a seething mass of all the repressed bile and hatred which is driving our support.

Bleedin ' Nora. He's out CF'd himself this time.

Please please turn the lights off, go to bed/get a glass of wine and turn the phone off.

Once the tow company has been tomorrow, and once you know he's got his penis Ranger back from them having paid a huge release fee , please message him a link to each of these threads. Please

Nope, no apology and he’s now later than his request.

Lights off, curtains drawn, ignore until the morning.

(But tell us what’s happening obvs!)

Still not there? Tow truck it is

I’d be apoplectic with rage! HOW DARE HE?! Oh my god I wish to god you do not open up but I understand you will want this over now

Will also donate to Tow truck fee - genuine offer

I'm too excited about this! Part of me wants him to be towed for being such a CF
He sounds a right a**se
Don't take any grief from him!!!

Cheeky little shit. Id turn my phone off and settle in for the evening. He can deal with the tow company.

This entitled meat head twat is everything that's wrong with society today.

Stick a note on your door with the tow company's name and phone number OP then go have a large glass of your favourite. Ignore any further messages from him. He's completely messing with you (I'm starting to think he might have a crush on the OP. Like little boys in school who tease the girls they like. Could this be possible? The ranger on your drive is an excuse to meet and keep in contact with you? )

This with bloody bells on. He is playing the alpha game. Just block his number and arrange towing for first thing in morning.

You are too nice OP, you've given him ample opportunity and he's making a fool of you. Dont be a doormat.

Like hell he got held up. Arrogant tosser - I’m steaming on your behalf.

Been lurking throughout.
I think you have the patience of a saint

@YouMadeABear

Happy to chip in a couple of quid if you set up a crowd funder to pay for the tow truck

Yeah I definitely owe the OP at least the cost of a book or cinema ticket for the amount of entertainment she's given me.

Count me in too. Worth a fiver towards the cause for all the entertainment! Superb!

“I am no longer available. You are now 35 minutes late. I am caring for my animals and will be away from the house and drive “

I bet he has a punchable face. Wanker.

Go to bed and don’t answer the door now.

This is something I'd contribute to on 'Just Giving'

@PerciphonePuma

Will also donate to Tow truck fee - genuine offer

warming up credit card as we speak