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Locked parking thread 2

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 01/08/2021 07:38

Sorry everyone I didn't post a new thread last night but I was a bit freaked out by the comment about finding me online at the end.

Anyway as the world's most boring update it is still here but someone is coming round about lunchtime to pick it up.

I rang 101 and reported it and that I was concerned they'd essentially vanished. They said there wasn't anything they could do about the car as its on private land but I could be liable for any damage if I moved it and that they would check on the registered owner.

I posted it on a couple of the local Facebook groups last night saying
"Anyone know whose cat this is? Please get them to contact me urgently on xxxx as itll be being towed tomorrow"

I had a response from the guys DS and she said she'd contact him and get him ring me. He hasn't rang me but she messaged me back to say he'd collect it at lunchtime if that was OK. I've said fine but we going out at at 2 so if he's not here before then he won't be able to get it till we get back later.

And that's it really.

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 01/08/2021 18:19

Yes. It’s like fly tipping rubbish. If it gets fly tipped on the public highway the council will remove it, if it gets fly tipped on private land the council won’t care, and it’s the responsibility of the landowner to get rid of it

Now this has got me wondering. If somebody fly-tips bags of rubbish, old mattresses, whatever on your private land, it frustratingly becomes your problem to get rid of, however nobody could possibly blame you for a actually getting rid of it in a legal place for disposing of rubbish, could they? That is, nobody could later come back and accuse you of having damaged/stolen their 'possessions' that they arbitrarily dumped on your land, by (properly and legally) tipping them. In that case, how can you draw the line and categorically state that what somebody has dumped on your property is wanted possessions and not abandoned rubbish?

After all, there are plenty of cars out there (like ours) that are functioning, taxed, MoTed, insured and road-legal, BUT are very old, with very little market value and the 'sort of' car that you frequently see abandoned and dumped. Wealthy people often view any car over 5 or 10 years old as a worthless old banger, regardless of the condition it's in. Similarly, the kind of items that some people just treat as waste and take to the tip (or don't even bother to do that) are often the kind of useful things that others would want via FreeCycle or car boot sales.

What I'm asking is, if one person's junk is another person's treasure, how can anybody categorically state that a 'dumped' car on your property is not potentially fly-tipped waste - that then does become your problem to dispose of - but which you are not therefore required to look after, protect from damage and keep safe until the owner deigns to come and collect it?

Also, on another note entirely, is the car park opposite a free/unlimited car park, or do you have to pay to use it and/or is there a limited time for which you can leave a vehicle there? If the FC did need to remove this obstruction and kindly decided to put it in the car park instead of leaving it tipped on its side in a ditch, could the CF owner still find himself liable for a fine from the council for not paying, overstaying his maximum allowed time, not being within the lines of one parking space etc.?

sandragreen · 01/08/2021 18:20

@Firefly89

Put on Facebook that your glad it has been collected and see how quickly he returns from his ‘bike ride’!
@Firefly89 you are an evil genius Grin

Please do this OP

TeacupDrama · 01/08/2021 18:21

before long we will be heading to thread 3 !!!! Grin

picklemewalnuts · 01/08/2021 18:21

@KateTheEighth

Volume method for Yorkshires attached Smile
How did you manage that? I can get great individual Yorkshire's, but put them in a single pan for toad in the whole and it's just unimpressive.
caughtinanet · 01/08/2021 18:23

Did the sister ask you for your address or did she just say he would be round to pick it up.

I'd have facebook stalked her to try and find an account for the CF brother

Noshowlomo · 01/08/2021 18:24

Yes to @Firefly89 suggestion!! But actually move it somewhere and just dump it somewhere. You can just say you left the gate open for a bit and it was collected, you didn’t see who drove it off, but dump the thing in a ditch. Once off your land it’s not your problem !

BlueLobelia · 01/08/2021 18:24

@6demandingchildren

Just seen how my post sounded, I'm not very good with the written word. I'm in a hospital car park waiting for my son, he was born 31 years ago so it's not a new arrival thread. I'm just waiting outside and have been for the past 5 hours.
Oh that made me laugh!

anyway OP. Some 20 years ago I was done wrong by my man, who used to park his car outside my flat in order to shag my NDN in her flat.

I may have smeared blackberry jam on his roof.

I am NOT recommending this by the way.... very messy.....

Mountainpika · 01/08/2021 18:25

We could save the cost of cooking the Yorkshires by filling the car with the batter.

(Or put it in the petrol tank)

CigarsofthePharoahs · 01/08/2021 18:26

Mountainpika

Fill the car with Yorkshire puddings.

I like this idea. I can help make some. My mum offers some gluten free yorkies and that won't be a waste because they've got a texture like wet paper.
How random would that be? He finally breaks, comes back and there's just a heap of Yorkshire puddings where his car used to be.
I had roast pork for dinner today, made by my lovely mum.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 01/08/2021 18:26

Put on Facebook that your glad it has been collected and see how quickly he returns from his ‘bike ride’!

@Firefly89 you are an evil genius

Please do this OP

Oh, yes!!!! Also add "You don't think of scrap metal/car men also owning their own regular private vehicles, apart from their own removal trucks that they use in the course of their trade, but of course, it stands to reason that they would have their own cars, just like the rest of us would" Grin

atlastifoundit · 01/08/2021 18:27

@picklemewalnuts Put toad in the hole in its dish on a preheated oven tray so it gets heat on the bottom.

FenceSplinters · 01/08/2021 18:31

@Firefly89

Put on Facebook that your glad it has been collected and see how quickly he returns from his ‘bike ride’!
Great idea!
HalzTangz · 01/08/2021 18:31

[quote GilbertsLuckySock]@GreyEyedWitch which ones? Because I don’t see them.[/quote]
I can see two deleted posts of yours

memberofthewedding · 01/08/2021 18:31

Here are some suggestions for lazy and inconsiderate parkers:-

Love the one where the farmer ploughs his field up.

SnickettyLemon · 01/08/2021 18:32

Bloody Hell, I know some people call the midday meal dinner, and some sensible people call the evening meal dinner. However I have never known anyone refer to the late evening meal as lunch ( which may be why the DS's said CF would be here at lunch time)

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 01/08/2021 18:33

Fill the car with Yorkshire puddings.

Cut out the middle-man, enjoy the delicious Yorkshires yourself and then fill the car or smear over the outside with what nature eventually turns the lovely YPs into Grin

I still feel scarred by an event that happened over 25 years ago, when we went to an otherwise lovely pub/restaurant that had just started doing Sunday roasts. They advertised them using the phrase (which I quote verbatim) "served with mountains of Yorkie puds" - however, they then proceeded to serve each meal with ONE SMALL YORKSHIRE PUDDING; and were then surprised when we queried this in horror. Utter, utter monsters!!!!!

AColdDuncanGoodhew · 01/08/2021 18:33

It’s still there?!?! What the actual fuck!

SnickettyLemon · 01/08/2021 18:33

^^ Sorry, rogue apostrophe s above.

WhereDoILook · 01/08/2021 18:34

Is it worth taking photos of the car in case the owner claims damage to it?

DepressedDD · 01/08/2021 18:34

Some village teenagers recently wrecked my car bonnet by taking running jumps onto it in a frosbee flop style

5475878237NC · 01/08/2021 18:37

I like the idea of thanking the sister as he's now collected it. That'll also show up if she's a fake as she'll just leave it there.

atlastifoundit · 01/08/2021 18:38

@DepressedDD

Some village teenagers recently wrecked my car bonnet by taking running jumps onto it in a frosbee flop style
.... ponders whether a horse could be trained to sit on a car bonnet ...
QueenStromba · 01/08/2021 18:39

The sister could easily be someone on here though

Snazzysausage · 01/08/2021 18:40

That's a very good point from a PP about it being on a leasing scheme. I wouldn't think his insurance company would be too impressed by him abandoning it willy nilly either. Our insurance asks where the car is parked during the day/ night.

memberofthewedding · 01/08/2021 18:41

Yes its amazing what "local youths" wearing hoodies under cover of darkness might do to a car which is inconsiderately parked.