Locked parking thread 2

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

Sorry everyone I didn't post a new thread last night but I was a bit freaked out by the comment about finding me online at the end.

Anyway as the world's most boring update it is still here but someone is coming round about lunchtime to pick it up.

I rang 101 and reported it and that I was concerned they'd essentially vanished. They said there wasn't anything they could do about the car as its on private land but I could be liable for any damage if I moved it and that they would check on the registered owner.

I posted it on a couple of the local Facebook groups last night saying
"Anyone know whose cat this is? Please get them to contact me urgently on xxxx as itll be being towed tomorrow"

I had a response from the guys DS and she said she'd contact him and get him ring me. He hasn't rang me but she messaged me back to say he'd collect it at lunchtime if that was OK. I've said fine but we going out at at 2 so if he's not here before then he won't be able to get it till we get back later.

And that's it really.

This CF behaviour is next level!

Enjoy your carvery OP (and I would check your cameras when you get home)

This is my favourite parking thread of 2021

OP that's the spirit! Enjoy your lovely meal. I hope he falls off his bike with his feet clipped in the pedals. In a poo. Or some nettles. Or both.

He really is a CF using you for 2 days parking while he enjoys his bike ride, twat.
Hope you have a lovely lunch.

@happystrummer

Ahh that's the joy of yorkies....make too many and have the extras later with golden syrup...heaven

and fruit and squirty cream

Enjoy your meal and don’t engage with any of them.

blueEyesWD: if you could rewind to 8am yesterday morning, what if anything would you different about CF's car on your drive?

I must be getting old because I don't know which I'm enjoying more, the parking drama or the carvery talk.

@SunshineCake

Enjoy your lunch!!

Yorkshire Puddings are fine with anything but it is awful that people call them Yorkies.

Agreed, they're Yorkshires. Obviously.

I'm opening betting...

Time of CF arriving
5.23pm

OP choice of lunch
Roast beef
Sticky toffee pudding

Any other suggestions?

So glad for the updates - how can we nominate this and the first thread for MN Classics? (Although the first one was quite creepy at the end).

I agree with ensuring that a timestamped photo of the undamaged car in situ is taken and kept. Never underestimate the CFery capacity of a CFer.

Please can I have DB Deliveroo-ed to my house? He sounds brilliant

@winewolfhowls

I must be getting old because I don't know which I'm enjoying more, the parking drama or the carvery talk.

Same here. I'm cooking a roast chicken with all the trimmings for later.

Complete CF . Unbelievable. Stand your ground

@BruceAndNosh

I'm opening betting...

Time of CF arriving
5.23pm

OP choice of lunch
Roast beef
Sticky toffee pudding

Any other suggestions?

Don’t forget choice of refreshment….red wine (a bottle of) with possibly a prosecco toast at the end?

Depending on the amount of inconvenience to you, I'd be tempted to start ignoring the situation now - wait until the Forestry next need access and let them deal with it.

Honestly you've given him a chance contact the police and let them remove it.

I’d be getting it towed at this point. Absolute wanker, he’s taking the piss and he knows it.

Who does this.

I also think the “sister” is a hoaxer.

So cross on your behalf.

Enjoy the carvery,

@CuddlyrottweilerI have more in common with the OP if you RTFT than I do the CF.

I have read both threads @gilbertsluckysock and could not disagree more with the above.

CF is an arsehole and OP isn't.

I love a roast. I don’t do cavrvery though but perhaps a carvery takeaway may be ok. The car owner is really fucking rude. I wouldn’t respond to any more messages.

Oh dear. Look how much rain we’ve had and the ground is all churned up and difficult to walk through ( also covered in 2ft thick muck just by the car door).
That poor car will need a proper clean when it gets home.

@BruceAndNosh

I'm opening betting...

Time of CF arriving
5.23pm

OP choice of lunch
Roast beef
Sticky toffee pudding

Any other suggestions?

Never - it's going to have to be towed

Lamb

Crumble with custard

Bloody hell tbe CF'ery continues 😱

Bruce - 7.15pm
Lamb
Banoffee Sundae

You made me look at the menu - are you another undercover Toby tout?

@AllyBama

I’d be getting it towed at this point. Absolute wanker, he’s taking the piss and he knows it.

I do wish people would stop saying this. It’s illegal to have someone else’s vehicle towed away. Just like it would be illegal to hotwire it and move it.