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How long did it take for you to be on 'farting' terms with your DPs

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fuckyeahpercywigwam · 29/07/2021 17:37

This is not really an AIBU, but inspired by the hilarious 'he shat in the garden' thread.

My friend's daughter has been married for seven years...child-free..but her and her DH have never farted in each other's hearing. Nope. They discreetly remove themselves to the loo.

I cannot believe this.

OP posts:
Houseofvelour · 03/08/2021 00:09

I think DH were still in the dating stage when I let rip 😂
We've been married for 4 years now and neither hold back when we need to blow lol

We don't use the bathroom in front of each other though. That's a line I'm not comfortable crossing.

Houseofvelour · 03/08/2021 00:13

@pussycatlickinglollyices

I think the icebreaker was when DH farted in the bath and I shouted up from the kitchen "I heard that".
I was once pottering about upstairs when I let off a HUGE fart and Dh shouted up the stairs "SEE, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!" 😂😂😂
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