Not fucking nachos!!!!

[PeapodBurgundy]

In brief, I ordered a side of nachos to go with my dinner. I'm bitterly disappointed. Before I share what arrived, what would the world of Mumsnet expect to receive? (Pretty sure IANBU to say that these are NOT nachos!!!!)

Good Lord. That is proper dogshit. I hope you complained!

Did they forget the toppings?! Did you complain?

Oh, cross post

The sad cheese triangle would have been an improvement.

😂 did you complain?

Very invested in this thread

Local pub does nachos… but with hash browns (not envy!)

@HollysBush

Have you got a picture? Ugh, this is bringing back memories of a plate of ‘nachos’ we had at a caravan park once. Tortilla chips, covered in squirty cheese sauce and ketchup. I think it’s the only food thats ever made me feel sick!

Even the thought of that squirty cheese sauce makes my bowl spasm. Never again.

How can they serve that with a straight face?

Where was this? No way is that nachos

Cross posts, I guessed right. I hope you complained.

That's beyond pitiful OP. Doesn't even look like a full bag of Doritos!

Nachos * christ the hunger..my brain function is impaired

Did you call the police?

How much were you fleeced did you pay?

Where are you eating that has a mauve fluffy table cloth?!

What on earth?! Did that come from a takeaway? Put a photo and review on Justeat or the takeaway's Facebook page. That is crazy. How much did it cost? £3.50 I expect.

Errmmn wtf are they. At least my disappointment had some cheese yours looks like someone emptied half a small bag of doritoes onto a plate.

How much were these ‘nachos’?

They forgot the topping

How much was a portion and what did the menu say?

Wtf is that?

I wasn't expecting gourmet, but I was at least expecting salsa and cheese!

If I'd made them myself, there would have been salsa, cheese, soured cream, jalapenos and refried beans (DP's would have had guacamole as well).

I'd have asked for a refund! They are not nachos! That's 20p worth of crisps!!

I just had to Google nachos vs tortilla chips and I wasn't sure what the difference was.

I will go to bed a more knowledgeable woman.

Bloody hell OP, did you complain?

@PhoboPhobia

Where are you eating that has a mauve fluffy table cloth?!

Assuming it's a takeaway

@PeapodBurgundy

Tortilla chips. Not a fecking thing else!

I would have sent that straight back!!! That is not nachos! That is a packed of supermarket corn chips they put on a plate