Sickened by PDA

[Inni632]

BIL and SIL are constantly kissing and stroking one another. Now that she is pregnant there's a lot of bump kisses and bump strokes. DH once told them to keep things private and we were told by BIL that they do much more in private 🤢

It's really becoming sickening. AIBU to not want to spend time with them

A blow job while OP wrangles with a challenging trivial pursuit question ?

Quick hand job watching reruns of Last of the Summer Wine with Aunt Doris?

Wank off during Bake Off?

Mutual masturbation during Mastermind?

It's ok if you simply CAN'T keep your hands off each other, after all.

. DH once told them to keep things private and we were told by BIL that they do much more in private 🤢

DId you point out that the fact she was up the duff kind of spoilt that news story ?

Have a blanket,or tarpaulin to throw over them when then action starts. I think that most people would be aghast at this kind of behaviour.. Don't video them, as this might make them worse,and be a turn on for them.

I don't like public displays of affection more than holding hands, arm round, affectionate glances. It's about time your sister in law and brother in law realised it is not the thing to do, they are grown up people.

@Viviennemary

Those types usually split up in a couple of years leaving us plodders to our dull lives.

That’s what I was thinking. Every couple I’ve known who were all touchy-feely are now split up.

@DaphneDeloresMoorhead

Except the OP described their PDA and and wasn't giving him a blow job in front of their grandma, was she?
She's described what she considered to be dry humping and they didn't do it again after someone walked in and they got told.

Once again. No one has to invite them round. No one has to go to their house. If their behaviour upsets or offends people, they do not have to spend time with them.

Next time start playing “Je t’aime” on your phone.

Oh god this thread is giving me flashbacks!
We were at a family gathering in the village hall and were seated opposite family members of the IL’s. A married couple directly opposite us fondled each other for the 3-4 hours that we were sat there.

They were about 40 with 2 kids and hardly stopped rubbing each other’s thighs and other parts😂 Very strange. Was excruciating. We couldn’t change seats. Certainly killed the conversation.

The dry humping was before pregnancy. On sofa with her on his lap. It was honestly so scary

Sorry but...scary? That proper cracked me up, sorry OP

Ew yeah, snogging in front of someone is weird, especially as they keep being told not to 🤢 it'll pass when the baby gets here though and they're shattered and covered in various fluids

@SinisterBumFacedCat

Next time start playing “Je t’aime” on your phone.

@Inni632

The dry humping has stopped that's why it isn't an issue anymore. Dry humping was months ago (SIL wasn't expecting then) - MIL was fuming which probably helped cut out the humping. Now it's lots of tongues, kisses on belly, stroking each other (bum breast thighs)

Da fuck! He's stroking her breasts! So you're whole family are in the room drinking tea and eating digestives, trying to keep a conversation going while your brother is stroking her breasts? Your MIL is fine with that though?

Oh just keep it in the laugh bank! One to bring up in ten years in a "OMG do you remember when...." way :o

In 6 months he will be finding an excuse to "nip out to see my mate" and she will be threatening that if he does she will punch his teeth so far down his throat that he can bite his toenails without moving his head!

I agree that its OTT but it wont last now the baby is on its way!

My brother and his now ex-wife used to do this. It did make everyone uncomfortable and is just weird IMO. I'd get your DH to have a blunt conversation with them.
' Your constant kissing, groping and stroking of each other is making everyone very uncomfortable. If you can't stop doing it then we're going to stop asking you to family events which would be a shame because we'd love you to be there'.
Other than that, nerf gun or water pistol and just shoot at them every time they start up.

You could scream in pretend agony and clutch your knee to startle them each time they do it, with a mysterious knee condition as an excuse

Please do this, the shock on their faces will be a picture

Other than that, nerf gun or water pistol and just shoot at them every time they start up.

Oh this...PLEASE do this!!!

It works on pissing cats and horny foxes!

That is a bit weird... they actually dry humped in the middle of a family get together??

Abs now snog with tongues randomly? Or he grabs her boobs???

After the PIL have left, straddle your DH and start engaging in some PDAs of you own. It's a competition!
More effective to get FIL to dry hump MIL from behind over the kitchen table I would have thought, whilst you get on your knees and mime giving DH a blowjob and other SIL fetches a cucumber out the fridge and pretends to pleasure herself with it whilst giving it the full When Harry Met Sally. All to the strains of Je t'aime as suggested.

Failing that, remark loudly to MIL that the local vets are having a discount neutering week and would she like you to get the pair of them booked in.

Havin' a gangbang having a ballll
Havin' a gangbang up the wallll

@Wearywithteens

“…we tend to have a brief peck on the lips/cheek when one of us leaves a room”

Jesus are you living in a place where there might be bears or something? What’s in the other rooms? Every time? I like just ‘pottering’ around my house and just being with my own thoughts - this would fuck up my day big style.

😂😂👏

My sister was like this for more than a decade during her cocaine addiction years. She's now very successful and teetotal I should add.

Your SIL & BIL are just showing off and seem desperate for attention and approval!

@SinisterBumFacedCat

Next time start playing “Je t’aime” on your phone.

Absolutely this. Toe curling OP, I agree. I once worked with a couple and he would creepily stroke her and kiss her neck while she was trying to talk. It was frankly repulsive, and how she didn’t slap him I do not know.

The next time it starts fall to the floor screaming My Eyes!! My Eyes!!!

sorry if u have mentioned but is the woman your husbands sister?