AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

None of them

Dele Alli
Rashford
Pickford
Mason Mount

They're all alright, not fussy really

None of them, but do like Gareth Southgate.

@WithANameLikeDaniCalifornia

Maguire reminds me of Worzel Gummidge

Me too. I just don't get the attraction. Him and Harry Kane I find odd looking! (Not that I'm an Oil painting and I'm old enough to be their mother)

Kalvin

Harry Kane is odd looking , but he seems a decent family man. His wife looks nice too.

None. They are all too young. They look about 12 and I am far too old.

Raheem for me 🥰

Harry Kane looks a bit gormless, I think he’s a mouth breather 😬

The current lot are all sooo young, but from previous squads Rio Ferdinand always did it for me.

I watched the video of them putting on the suits and it just reminded me of a group of reception children getting changed for PE, it seemed to take them that long 😂

They do seem a really nice bunch of lads (with the exception of Kyle Walker) tbf, compared to some previous generations. I'm thinking of Rooney, John Terry and Ashley Cole.

If I was still a daft teenager I'd be mooning after Jack Grealish something chronic But as I'm now in my late thirties all I see is a bunch of gormless boys with the combined intellect of tumble dryer fluff. That said, if you forced me to pick I'd go Declan Rice, seems like a nice lad and he's got goregous eyes.

Now the Denmark team, that's a whole other question If Simon Kjaer needs a shoulder to cry on I could certainly be available.....

I'm 33 and could easily moon over Jack Grealish 😂

When I was a teenager it was Freddie ljungberg and Thierry Henry 😁

Ah, they are all babies, far to young for me, but I do like Gareth Southgate, And Gary Lineker is like a, fine wine he just gets better imo, and Gary neville was never a, looker in his youth, but I found myself thinking not bad when he was commenting,.

I'm 33 and could easily moon over Jack Grealish

Based on this and the Euro thread it seems you are by no means the only one Strawberry

Just don't let him drive you anywhere

I'm 38 and could easily moon over Jack Grealish.

Just don't let him drive you anywhere

Yep. Good job his football skills are better than his driving.

I don't know what any of them look like

John Stones!

Tumble drier fluff !!
I had a conversation with mine the other day , it said ' England 1/0' , that was it.

Ha! Definitely wouldn't want to be in a car with him unless it's the back seat 😁

He just looks like he'd be good fun I reckon 😁

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

He does. Up for laugh and pissing about.

Exactly the type I go for on tinder unfortunately haven't seen him in there though 😂

He def fits the mold for my type.

I can even tolerate the beard and I hate beards.

Old enough to be a gran to some of them so none. However if I was in my early 20s if would definitely be Dominic Calvert Lewin.