AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

Is that Duncan Ferguson?

Yes

Jeez, that's a while ago

Old skool for me , Thierry Henry , David Ginola and John Barnes

Thierry Henry
That is one gorgeous man. He was when he was playing and still is now plus his sexy French accent, nice dress sense and a sense of humour.
Ultimate fantasy footballer for me.

I don't fancy him (too young) but Rashford what a graceful , humble and lovely young man! I'm excited about what he achieves in and off the pitch.
If I'm honest I quite fancy most of the over 21 year old players, definitely a good looking side and just seem like lovely lads! Mr Southgate has definitely grown into his looks too.

Grealish and pickford yes please!

(2) No use of the word "Peng"

I was dating sleeping with a 22 yr old when I was 31, I was really pleased when he described me as peng. #needtogrowup 😬

But really I'd be quite happy for Grealish to be calling me peng. Don't really care if he doesn't know what an encyclopaedia is either 😂

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

That word makes my teeth itch.

But maybe if Jack the Lad was using it I'd cope if he kept it to a minimum.

The encyclopedia is non negotiable.

@MrsJackGrealish my one rule for Jack would be he is not allowed to shave off his beard.

He is just not the same without it

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

I'm not bothered about the beard but I'll furious if he changes his hair. Words will be had.

Yeah hair and beard. He just needs to keep it like that.

Maybe he'll change his hair though, he's had it like that for years.

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

He better not without prior approval.

I don’t want a hair change. I’d be out of a job.

This has made me a tad leaky eyed. God I just love him 😂

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And if Jack called me peng my life would be complete 😂

@GrealishHairband

I tried to watch that link but I started getting teary eyed.

I just wanna hug him and tell him its gonna be ok.

He reminds me of a guy I used to fancy in school and yes same hair cut 🙈

Jude Bellingham. If I was 20 years younger. Right now it’d be beyond Mrs Robinson and into utterly inappropriate territory sadly. But he’s beautiful.

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

(2) No use of the word "Peng"

I was dating sleeping with a 22 yr old when I was 31, I was really pleased when he described me as peng. #needtogrowup 😬

But really I'd be quite happy for Grealish to be calling me peng. Don't really care if he doesn't know what an encyclopaedia is either 😂

I got callled peng by a youngster at my work - made my day 😂😂

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

I'm gonna have to conceed on the "Peng" rule arent I?

Dammit!

@MrsJackGrealish I had to smile a minute ago as one of my latest tinder matches who's 23, cough cough just messaged me about something and described it as peng

@MrsJackGrealish you’d totally take being called peng from Jacky G. You’d probably blush and twirl your hair at the same time 😂😂

@GrealishHairband

I hate that word but I'll have to get over it.

Tbf, if he did call me peng, I think the teenage me would blush like fuck.

no criticisms here from me. I’d probably giggle as well for good measure!

@GrealishHairband

I'd probably offer to massage his legs or something. I've got skills apparently.

In fact, I'd probably offer him a night if he was available. If he werent available then he wouldnt get one.

I'm ordering myself an early birthday present.

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