AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

Love it!

@GrealishHairband

This was posted on the other thread.

I need one.

They could be my children !

So Gareth !

Deffo need one of those mugs…

Harry Kane.

@GrealishHairband

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1051430135/today-i-dont-feel-like-doing-anything?ref=yr_purchases

Oh fuck!

I've only gone and fucking found some England team fan fiction.

Why the fuck did I look!!!!!????

@MrsJackGrealish
Come on then!

archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=Jack+Grealish

No, I havent ready any yet.

Jack Grealish, before anyone says it’s weird, we’re the same age

@JustAnotherMNUserPassing

I'm 12 years old than him. I make no apologies.

Harry Maguire.

He's got that "nasty bastard" face and demeanour which usually goes hand in hand with someone being amazing in the sack

Harry Maguire looks like a estate agent. One that is only nice to you for a quick sale!

@the80sweregreat

Harry Maguire looks like a estate agent. One that is only nice to you for a quick sale!

Is that a euphemism?

Harry Maguire looks like the grown up weird emo kid from school.

@MrsJackGrealish

Harry Maguire looks like the grown up weird emo kid from school.

Haha! This might actually be the appeal for me.

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@GrealishHairband

This was posted on the other thread.

I need one.[/quote]
Which other thread? 👀

This one 👀 www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4295887-AIBU-to-perve-over-Jack-Grealish

@Time2b33

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4295887-AIBU-to-perve-over-Jack-Grealish

This one.

I love a nice happy face.
Fikayo" Tomori has a warm sexy smile,
Jordan Henderson has a similar smile.
If I was 10 years younger I wouldn't say no.

Thanks 😋

@EishetChayil

I would ride them all, if I'm perfectly honest.

Ironic, given your username.