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AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

497 replies

Sweetchocolatecandy · 08/07/2021 19:37

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson Wink

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PinkSparklyPussyCat · 08/07/2021 19:55

At a push Harry Maguire and Gareth Southgate but I prefer cricket. Stuart Broad and James Anderson, now we're talking!

Suprima · 08/07/2021 19:55

Lol ‘sexist’ brigade are in town

Men have not been subjugated by women for generations. They have not been treated as sex objects. They have not been forced into sexual slavery. There is no systematic sexual oppression of men or history of mistreatment.

You can’t be ‘sexist’ to men, in the same way I’d never accuse black people of being ‘racist’ to me.

Oh and by the way- Grealish. Love the hairband.

FlaminEckVera · 08/07/2021 19:55

Tyrone Mings is a hottie, and Jack Grealish too and also Luke Shaw! And Harry Macguire is OK, but he looks exactly like my nephew, so it's a bit odd to fancy him!

For me though, the most appealing/attractive of all is Gareth Southgate. He has so much going for him. Grin

SunSeaSurfGin · 08/07/2021 19:56

Jordan Henderson bonus he's older than me so I'm not labelled some sort of cougar
Also wouldn't say no to Gareth Southgate

soundsystem · 08/07/2021 19:57

Harry Maguire

ThursdayWeld · 08/07/2021 19:57

@Suprima

Lol ‘sexist’ brigade are in town

Men have not been subjugated by women for generations. They have not been treated as sex objects. They have not been forced into sexual slavery. There is no systematic sexual oppression of men or history of mistreatment.

You can’t be ‘sexist’ to men, in the same way I’d never accuse black people of being ‘racist’ to me.

Oh and by the way- Grealish. Love the hairband.

Well a) I'm not a brigade, b) I already listed who I fancy, and c) it's a reasonable question to ask.

I can be sexist, in fact I often am.

Veryverycalmnow · 08/07/2021 19:58

Sterling has a brilliant glint in his eye and the way he moves is spectacular. He's a bit too young for me... Can't take my eyes off him when I've been watching though!

nattiee · 08/07/2021 19:58

Kieran Tripper 😍😍😍

RunningFromInsanity · 08/07/2021 19:59

Kalvin Phillips

Parkmama · 08/07/2021 19:59

@LubaLuca totally agree! Grin

pilates · 08/07/2021 20:00

No one really stands out but the Italian team have some hotties

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 08/07/2021 20:00

Southgate. It's the nose, it is...

Sweetchocolatecandy · 08/07/2021 20:02

@LubaLuca

Jordan Pickford, especially when he gets all stroppy.
Haha I love Pickford’s little strops Grin
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Comedycook · 08/07/2021 20:02

None are my type...Kyle Walker at a push

SlipperyDippery · 08/07/2021 20:03

Dominic Calvert-Lewin is gorgeous!

Phantasmo · 08/07/2021 20:03

@pilates

No one really stands out but the Italian team have some hotties
I always love the Italian team. They're always striking. The Danish team are v handsome but a bit too boyband-ish for my taste.
fortunacookie · 08/07/2021 20:04

Jack grealish
Harry Maguire

Bagelsandbrie · 08/07/2021 20:04

So many saying Maguire! He looks just like my ex - well, when I met him when he was 22 about 20 odd years ago!

Harry Kane or Southgate!

thepeopleversuswork · 08/07/2021 20:04

@ihearttc

Jack Grealish
Yuck no. So pleased with himself. And that Alice band. Just no....
QuidcoQueen · 08/07/2021 20:04

@RickOShay

Luke Shaw if that’s ok with *@QuidcoQueen* Grin Or should we say LukeBerto?
Shawberto. 😁 I'm so proud of him as well. I remember watching his leg break.
StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 08/07/2021 20:06

Jack Grealish and Kieran Trippier.

HipHopBanzai · 08/07/2021 20:07

John Stones!

Backhills · 08/07/2021 20:07

Fancy is probably a bit strong, as he's younger than my son, but I could look at Saka all day.

I did enjoy the bone structure in the Denmark team Grin

FangsForTheMemory · 08/07/2021 20:09

I thought most of the Danes had TREMENDOUS cheekbones.

moynomore · 08/07/2021 20:10

Maguire.
And Southgate who is 50, so perfectly ripe.

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