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AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

497 replies

Sweetchocolatecandy · 08/07/2021 19:37

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson Wink

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StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 09/07/2021 11:08

I've wasted far too much time on google image search this morning

TrickOrRuddyTreat · 09/07/2021 11:10

He just looks like he'd be good fun I reckon 😁

To be fair I totally agree with this, he has a right cheeky look about him! I actually think Harry Maguire might be fun to have a pint with too. I just couldn't imagine getting naked with either of them, give me one of the sharp cheekboned vikings instead.....

Tomselleckhaskindeyes · 09/07/2021 11:11

did you see the referee? He was bloody gorgeous!

MrsGulDukat · 09/07/2021 11:11

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

I've over invested in google image and youtube.

Who thought it would be a good idea to add vids of young, handsome and fit men training?

MrsWhites · 09/07/2021 11:18

Jordan Henderson 😍 It’s the smile!

His passion for the game for both Liverpool and England makes me go weak at the knees!

ForestYeti · 09/07/2021 11:29

Tyrone Mings

VeganVeal · 09/07/2021 11:36

Alex Greenwood

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 09/07/2021 12:17

@TrickOrRuddyTreat

He just looks like he'd be good fun I reckon 😁

To be fair I totally agree with this, he has a right cheeky look about him! I actually think Harry Maguire might be fun to have a pint with too. I just couldn't imagine getting naked with either of them, give me one of the sharp cheekboned vikings instead.....

I was thinking the main aspect of 'fun' would be in bed or the back seat of cars, wherever really 😂

He just looks naughty 😂

MrsGulDukat · 09/07/2021 12:20

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

Naughty is whats I like.....

and he's got stamina!

StColumbofNavron · 09/07/2021 12:23

I like Insigne from Italy and a lot of the England team are below my lower age restriction of 27. However, I agree re: Tyrone Mings.

StColumbofNavron · 09/07/2021 12:23

And yes, I know it is not real so their ages don't actually matter.

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 09/07/2021 12:26

My limit is always 10 years younger than myself so 23 😁 that allows for most of the England team!

shas19 · 09/07/2021 12:27

Grealish 🤤

Astrabelle · 09/07/2021 12:31

@LubaLuca

Jordan Pickford, especially when he gets all stroppy.
Totally!
Nsws2015 · 09/07/2021 12:34

Luke Shaw....but id sooner have kasper Schmeichel out of all of them....I had a thing for his dad too when I was younger 🤣

MrsGulDukat · 09/07/2021 12:39

@shas19

There's a queue for Grealish.

Geamhradh · 09/07/2021 12:41

@StColumbofNavron

I like Insigne from Italy and a lot of the England team are below my lower age restriction of 27. However, I agree re: Tyrone Mings.
He's such a cheeky chappy. He'd want standing on a box though, he is tiny. Did you see him wearing one of the other player's shirts? It reached his knees Grin
MrsGulDukat · 09/07/2021 12:46

Insigne is the same height as me.

TrickOrRuddyTreat · 09/07/2021 13:45

Fair enough StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind Grin He's spending a fair bit of time on the bench so maybe you could keep him entertained in the backseat of your car Wink

lollipoprainbow · 09/07/2021 13:46

Jack Grealish I love his cheeky face and hairband Football

cricketmum84 · 09/07/2021 13:48

Kalvin 🥰🥰🥰 although I'm a leeds girl so maybe biased.

Gareth Southgate but only if he gets his M&S Waistcoat back out.

Jack grealish - I totally see the attraction but he is closer in age to my kids than me which makes me feel a bit yak

lollipoprainbow · 09/07/2021 13:48

Reheem Sterling too beautiful eyes and eyelashes

TillyTottenham · 09/07/2021 13:48

They all look like children to me.

If Alessandro Nesta was still playing for Italy I would have to switch sides, though!

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 09/07/2021 13:49

@TrickOrRuddyTreat haha, I'd happily do that or drag him back to the dressing room 😂

Grenlei · 09/07/2021 13:51

They're all too young - Saka is younger than my own children!

And none of them are a Paulo Maldini or Fabio Cannavaro.

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