AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

Jack G for me.

Kalvin has a cheeky smile.

@Astorica

Who’s the chap who looks like Cillian Murphy?

That is John stones

Another one here still hankering after Cantona and Keane, loved them as a thirteen year old and they've aged wonderfully.

@Astorica I think it's John Stones that looks like Cillian Murphy. Stones, Mount and Calvert-Lewin are all lovely to look at and I just adore Shawberto and Rashford generally as a United fan.

Can't abide Grealish and his ridiculous hair and daft socks designed to show off his freakish calves.

Calvert-Lewin has a lovely face but is a bit pretty for me. Mings is beaaaautiful. Foden reminds me of the naughty popular lad at school that everyone fancied.

Can’t believe a couple of people have said Kyle Walker! 1) He’s not in the least bit attractive and 2) He has a son who he acknowledges is his but doesn't have anything to do with. He even had boots made with his other children’s names on...why on earth would you do that?! Absolute bellend.

Thanks @Hairybaker. Not a fan of Cillian, a bit too whispery when he was on 6 music but it doesn’t hurt to look at John Stones

Mason Mount 👀

Luke Shaw. But my original was Bryan Robson - that 27 second goal in ‘82 sparked a lifetime love of the beautiful game ⚽️

Bryan Robson ! My late mil loved BR!!
Huge fan. Had a framed photo of him on the wall !

Maguire reminds me of Worzel Gummidge

If it's in the squad Luke Shaw. But otherwise Nick Pope

Had to google so sorry if I got it wrong but Kevin Phillips and Callum Wilson are my type

Maguire is a bit of a plonker. I just remember him because he tried to bribe the Greek police after they caught him assaulting someone. Idiot.

I'd have to say Lauren Hemp, but I feel guilty given our age gap!

Maguire looks the type that would turn up looking slightly the worse for wear but still fix your sink.

The Vikings can and pillage my village any day.

@LavenderAskew

So many people saying Harry Maguire; either I've got the wrong person or I'm in an alternative universe.

Lmao same. I don't see it. Always looks angry

@northernexile I think we would get along swimmingly ... Can I suggest the later addition of vidic to that list ??

Trippier if I base it on looks 👍🏼 But my absolute favourite…. Gareth 🥰

Adding Ben Chilwell to the list.

@Redannie118

My God none of them. The Denmark team however were very fine, esp the goalkeeper....

Ooh no he looked like he was chewing a wasp most of the match, anyway blondes don’t do it for me. Except for maybe Harry Kane, but that’s just because he seems like a top bloke.

Gareth Southgate too just seems like an all round good guy and no one seems to have a bad word to say about him.

But I think I’ll go with Declan Rice, dark hair blue eyes, always a winner! 😊

Also, whilst on the subject, hasn’t Juergen Klinsman grown into his looks, is it just me…? ☺️ I’ll get my coat…

@awaywiththefae

Jurgen is looking very good in his age.

Definitely Gareth. All the players are far too young and energetic for me.

I would ride them all, if I'm perfectly honest.

@EishetChayil 🤣🤣 Umm mainly
Yup !