AIBU to ask which England football player do you fancy?

[Sweetchocolatecandy]

There’s a few negative threads about football at the moment so let’s have a fun one.

Which England football player(s) would you go on a date with? I’ll go first- Jordan Henderson

Paolo Maldini that should say.

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

On the pitch. Where's your sense of adventure?

@Grenlei

They're all too young - Saka is younger than my own children!

And none of them are a Paulo Maldini or Fabio Cannavaro.

You left out Alessandro Nesta 😍

I'm a Tottenham supporter and always had a thing about Christian Eriksen (aka The magic Dane) and was devastated when he left the club! (Pleased he's recovered now)
Don't know who from this current England team I would fancy as they are all very well built young men, especially when they take their shirts off
There some rather well shaped bums out there too

None of them are very good looking I'd say. But I suppose they have other things going for them.

@Redannie118

My God none of them. The Denmark team however were very fine, esp the goalkeeper....

Yup! I used to have a massive crush on Peter Schmeichel, but I wouldn't say no to Kasper either. (Not that I expect them to be breaking down my door anytime soon 😂)

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind if you wait until the Italians randomly take their shorts off for no reason it'll create the perfect distraction

Who ever scores the winning goal on Sunday!...if I had to pick Henderson,he's the only who looks like a man!(the rest are boys..however there is something about Harry Kane?!)

I’ve decided I’m going to adopt Rashford, Kane, Sterling and Saka. I’ll make them jugs of Ribena and big plates of sandwiches while they have a kickabout in my garden .

None of them, which is a first for me, decided it was my age - and then I saw the Danish team and realised it wasn't.

@Rapskallion

I’ve decided I’m going to adopt Rashford, Kane, Sterling and Saka. I’ll make them jugs of Ribena and big plates of sandwiches while they have a kickabout in my garden .

😀⚽️ That sounds so English !

[quote MrsGulDukat]@shas19

There's a queue for Grealish.[/quote]
Dont i know it. Only reason i pay any attention tbh
Wouldnt say no to southgate either tbh. Especially in a suit.

I wish they'd make Parma violet aftershave.

Combining my favourite smell with Jack Grealish. 🥰🥰🥰

@MrsGulDukat 😂 bet he smells nice anyway actually

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

He probably does. But he could smell divine.

My husband looks a bit like Gareth Southgate, tall and slim, similar features, looks bloody brilliant in a waistcoat. Couple of years younger and absolutely no interest in football but I love all the threads and comments about GS being so wholesome and getting you home safe. My dh has just got home from work and is going to mow the lawn "before that rain starts" and is packing me off for a g+t with the girls and will pick me up once he's all finished, showered and sorted dinner.
Hasn't got the salary but that'll do I guess.
The rest are a bit young

I love Kalvin Phillips’ cheeky dimple and Tyrone Mings has the most beautiful eyes. Jordan Henderson comes across as a really good person, as does Gareth Southgate - they’re men, not boys, if you see what I mean. Most fanciable player on the pitch for England v Denmark was a Dane, though - Thomas Delaney.

Gareth Southgate. He’s amazing I ve had a ridiculous crush since the World Cup!!

I've never managed to look that far down before, but Jack Grealish really does have weird calf muscles.

Lucy Bronze, Millie Bright (something about that pile of hair...) and Alex Scott.

Well having just read that apparently the whole squad said they would get Fodens hair cut and colour if they win, I look forward to coming back to this thread and seeing what people have to say then

I'll be furious of Grealush ruins his beautiful hair.

@MrsGulDukat

I've never managed to look that far down before, but Jack Grealish really does have weird calf muscles.

God no, he's got such sexy legs!

Most of them are far too young for me, I'd feel a bit creepy lusting after them.

@KarlUrbansWife

I dont object to them. Just never seen calves like that. Hes still lush.