Washing on line OVER NIGHT

[Coolmum30]

Is it just me that thinks it's absolutely vile to leave clean washing on the line over night? 🥺

Just bring it in!?

I agree with you, OP. In fact, I go a bit further in that I won't even entertain WEARING clothes outside at night because they'll get darked on. So I go out naked. People do stare and I've had some strange comments (the police don't approve) but you just can't take the chance of a spider jizzing on you. VILE.

@Boo2012

My neighbour leaves things for days on end!

But yes I agree. Never leave it out overnight here.

Am I your neighbour? Can't remember when I last washed my bra, I own a toilet brush and only get one dinner from a chicken. I have failed mumsnet.

Can someone tell me what darked on means?

@bowchicawowwow

I used to leave mine out until I found a moth in the gusset of my undercrackers. That'll learn me.

You peg out your underwear?

You thoroughly deserve to have your knickers used as hammocks by lepidoptera

Washing is just on it's final spin ready to go out. Bet the spiders are getting their willies out already, although at least now I know to double check fir moths in my gusset!

I hung some out yesterday evening, to dry over night, on purpose!!!

Worked beautifully.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Everyone using the term “darked on” please stop! I’m imagining you lisping it in that cutsie voice some women use at work...you know the type...

Will now read the thread, in order to discover how very vile some you consider me and my crepuscular laundry practices to be. Vile is such a Mumsnet word. I hear it nowhere else.

I send all my washing to the local laundry and it comes back clean, dried and ironed, what's all this hanging stuff on lines, I just don't understand?

My tiktok is @Coolmum30, I go live at 6am with my morning routine- if anyone would like some life hacks.

I've got some life hacks, like leave your wine in the freezer fir a bit so it turns into a wine slushy. Then you can take your wine to the sofa and enjoy cool wine all evening

I will do what is right for me, hope that’s ok with you op 🙄

This is making me chuckle . I have no problem with being a lazy ass and would happily leave my clothes out forever as I despise laundry. DH however clearly has some issues with either spiders or their willies as he brings it in. If you leave the pile long enough it even gets put away for you! I'm an old skank and I own it!

I've only looked outside and it's spider willies galore!
they are excitedly shaking their tiny, rubbing-hungry penises in the direction of my fresh laundry.
well, not tonight boys.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba

I've only looked outside and it's spider willies galore! they are excitedly shaking their tiny, rubbing-hungry penises in the direction of my fresh laundry. well, not tonight boys.

You're looking out of the wrong window. That's the House of Commons.

DrSbaitso

@DrSbaitso
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Thankfully I live nowhere near that

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba I actually cried with laughter at that

Yes. It’s absolutely vile. I bet it’s a mixture of whites and coloureds as well.
It should be a hanging offence.

@Watchingthetelly

my work is done

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@OMGisthisforreal

You must be new here - stand by…..

😂😂😂

Mine is out there right now! 🦇🕷🕸🍆🍆🍆

@Moonwatcher1234

Everyone using the term “darked on” please stop! I’m imagining you lisping it in that cutsie voice some women use at work...you know the type...

That's exactly right.

And the first rule of being darked on is never to explain being darked on!

Mine is out right now. What’s worse is I put it out yesterday....

Maybe we should turn this into a game, points for how mumsnetty you are. Game levels include washing on line overnight, washing tea towels with underwear, when to use the hot wash, etc. It will be very not fun.

Spider willies and getting darked on. I wash my DC's uniforms at night after DS2 has taken his off, so they go straight on the line and dry the next day.