Washing on line OVER NIGHT

[Coolmum30]

Is it just me that thinks it's absolutely vile to leave clean washing on the line over night? 🥺

Just bring it in!?

@JaninaDuszejko

THREAD ALERT!!!!!

Spiders don't have willies.

So how do they jizz on the washing then, eh? eh?

HA.

I used to leave mine out until I found a moth in the gusset of my undercrackers. That'll learn me.

*THREAD ALERT!!!!!

Spiders don't have willies.*

This is very true, but ruins the fun catchphrase! Spiders rubbing their pedipalps all over washing doesn't quite have the same pizazz

Christ on a bike who has the time or inclination to worry about this ? 🙄

*So how do they jizz on the washing then, eh? eh?

HA.*

Oh they still have sperms, totally capable of jazzing on the washing still have no fear!

@lifeisnuts

Christ on a bike who has the time or inclination to worry about this ? 🙄

Cool mums. Apparently

@Coolmum30
You post your "Hinch hauls" on Instagram, have a personalised zoflora basket, and an abundance of grey and crushed velvet furniture, don't you...

My neighbours are more likely to judge me for the smashed up wardrobe and old bed base that's been on my drive for over a month. Last week I put the washing out on Thursday and brought it in on Sunday.

Why don’t you start a thread on toilet brushes next?

[quote wildeverose]@Coolmum30
You post your "Hinch hauls" on Instagram, have a personalised zoflora basket, and an abundance of grey and crushed velvet furniture, don't you...[/quote]
Wrong. I post them on TikTok. FYI crushed velvet is not on teen anymore.

@Fromage

THE HORROR.

Ghosts will wipe their bums on it and it'll get moon mould.

And generally it will just smell of THE NIGHT-TIME...

I sometimes hang mine out on a night because I simply haven’t got time to hang it out on a morning.
Isn’t darked on something someone made up on MN?! Also couldn’t give a shit about spider willies.

I'm vile then. Mines out there already

🕷🍆

and it'll get darked on

Why do spiders only jizz on washing at night? If I was a spider, I’d be jizzing all over your pretentious day washing. All over it.

I don't but only because of my arachnophobia. I don't even like hanging it out in the day for the same reason

@Coolmum30
It was never on trend, it was tacky then and it's tacky now 🤷🏻‍♀️

I've literally just finished pegging my second load out. I'll get it in once its dry tomorrow dinner.

@TaVeryMuchLove

Why do spiders only jizz on washing at night? If I was a spider, I’d be jizzing all over your pretentious day washing. All over it.

Feisty one you are

[quote wildeverose]@Coolmum30
It was never on trend, it was tacky then and it's tacky now 🤷🏻‍♀️[/quote]
So I’m guessing you leave your washing out overnight then.

I think the issue is not arachnid penes. It can be badger grime on longer items that reach the level of a badgers back. The solution is to send it to a laundry and reserve washing lines for shorter items.

You would be aware of bat urine affecting the laundry as high levels of iris acid would tarnish hooks and eyes or metal zippers.

Mine is being dusked in as I type. It will probably get darked on too.

I don't need any of it until mid morning so it will have been sunned on and be dry by then 😊

Someone who refers to themselves as cool is never cool.

This was funny the first few times but it’s getting a bit boring now.

@TaVeryMuchLove

Why do spiders only jizz on washing at night? If I was a spider, I’d be jizzing all over your pretentious day washing. All over it.

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