You tried to warn me, MN, but in all my nearly 40 years, I have never felt anything like it. To quote Supt. Hastings "Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey!"
Was trying to supervise 20 children and thought I would scream or fall down and actually writhe on the floor. I did feel like I was being stabbed, so at least the name is right.
Honestly, I almost asked a coworker to cover for me, but I thought she would laugh if I said I was dying and my bum hurt.
Then, 10 of the longest minutes of my life later and they just stopped. What the hell?! Will they come back every time I have a period? Why now at almost 40?
I have so many questions and the internet is not helping.
Give me your worst arse dagger stories...