Round here, voting Conservative is a protest vote.
No matter how useless the Labour council are, no one will vote for anyone but them.
Obese and ineffectual transwoman with no agenda, objectives and a dubious voting history - Yup
Obese and barely together mum, who posts nutty memes on Facebook, too wrapped up in children and domestic issues to be effective as a councillor - Yup.
Go-getter 'hun', in bodycon mini dresses, with her fingers in many, dubious, financial pies - Yup
Beer gutted guys, who proudly bore on about the time they built a school which has long since been merged and demolished - Yup
We have had overspending scandals, expenses scandals, mismanagement scandals, in the pockets of businesses that have gone bust scandals and they are golden.
Our Labour twats will never leave.