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Would you rather....?

265 replies

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 08:53

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

OP posts:
Twirl96 · 26/04/2021 20:47

Spider sized adult

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 26/04/2021 21:09

Only shout.

WYR never listen to music again, or only be able to listen to one song?

Notfromthevalleys · 26/04/2021 22:08

Only be able to listen to one song.
(Assuming I am in control of turning it off and on)

Would you rather being able to eat fruit but no veg, or veg but no fruit, for the rest of your life?

altlife · 26/04/2021 22:19

Veg but no fruit

WYR drink stone-cold tea or warm flat soda with every meal?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 26/04/2021 22:20

Veg but no fruit.

WYR be a beautiful but talentless actress, or a great actress but plain as a rich tea biscuit?

pumpmink · 26/04/2021 22:52

I would rather be a beautiful but talentless actress 🤔

WYR be rich or be normal salary but can turn into a fly whenever you want so you can be fly on the wall?

Notfromthevalleys · 26/04/2021 22:58

Rich.
Would you rather be a dolphin or an eagle?

rosegoldivy · 27/04/2021 09:53

Be an eagle

Would you rather eat pasta or pizza forever

Caramel81 · 27/04/2021 10:21

Pasta

Would you rather give up sweet or savoury foods forever?

OP posts:
AryaStarkWolf · 27/04/2021 10:25

Pizza

Would you rather live till 45 and be a millionaire or live till 100 and be poor

AryaStarkWolf · 27/04/2021 10:25

Savoury

Would you rather live till 45 and be a millionaire or live till 100 and be poor

rosegoldivy · 27/04/2021 10:57

If I didn't have kids ad rather be a millionaire 🤣🤣🤣

Would you rather Shag trump or Boris (soz)

pumpmink · 27/04/2021 12:48

Ffs 🤦‍♀️ errrm Trump at least I will spend his money and he has one foot in the grave anyway.

WYR have nits where it crawls back and forth during meetings at work or an constant itchy crotch where you can't stop scratching in meetings at work.

TwinkleToeMatilda · 27/04/2021 19:06

Nits!!

Would you rather have one hand or one eye?

altlife · 27/04/2021 20:06

One eye.

WYR take the red or the blue pill?

rosegoldivy · 28/04/2021 17:18

The red pill.

Would you rather have a toddler or a newborn?

Merryoldgoat · 28/04/2021 17:25

Newborn.

Would you rather only be able to wear boots in the hot or flip flops in the rain?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 28/04/2021 18:03

Boots in the heat.

Would you rather be married to someone who added ‘God willing’ to the end of every statement, or ‘All things being equal’?

SinisterBumFacedCat · 28/04/2021 18:08

“God Willing” Grin although I’d probably kill him after a few years, God Willing.

Would you rather have willies for fingers or an arse for a face?

Merryoldgoat · 28/04/2021 18:16

Those last two are magical 🤣

StillCoughingandLaughing · 28/04/2021 18:16

Willies for fingers Grin

WYR share a tent with Rees-Mogg or a sauna with Arlene Foster?

Merryoldgoat · 28/04/2021 18:19

Willies for fingers

Only ever be able to watch Mr Bean or Benny Hill?

altlife · 28/04/2021 20:36

Mr Bean!

WYR live in constant daylight or constant darkness?

whenthebellsring · 28/04/2021 20:51

Constant daylight.

Would you rather wear clothes 3 sizes too big or shoes 3 sizes too small?

Caramel81 · 28/04/2021 20:59

Too big

Would you rather give up your phone or TV forever?

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