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Would you rather....?

265 replies

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 08:53

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

OP posts:
StillCoughingandLaughing · 25/04/2021 21:22

Frankenstein forehead.

Would you rather have fish paste sandwiches or beans on toast for your wedding breakfast?

rosegoldivy · 25/04/2021 21:35

Beans on toast

Would you rather have eyes the size of beans or eyes the size of donuts

GeorgeandHarold66 · 25/04/2021 21:38

Eyes the size of beans

Would you rather travel 100 years into the past or 100 years into the future?

girlmama32 · 25/04/2021 21:41

100 years Into the future

Would you rather be able to go invisible or teleport?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 25/04/2021 22:09

Invisible.

WYR have a visitor you hate every week forever, or spend three months solid with them and then never see them again?

Merryoldgoat · 25/04/2021 22:48

Three months solid

WYR only be able to sing but not talk, or cry but not laugh

StillCoughingandLaughing · 25/04/2021 23:58

Sing but not talk.

WYR give up birthdays or Christmas?

Tillygetsit · 26/04/2021 00:14

Birthdays.
WYR read a book where you already knew the ending or watch a film backwards?

floss1 · 26/04/2021 02:45

3 boobs

My son keeps asking me this one: would you rather have your weaker arm made as strong as your stronger one or your stronger one made even stronger?!

Bythemillpond · 26/04/2021 03:17

I would have the one stronger arm

WYR have a self cleaning house but you have to do all the laundry by hand and cook all food from scratch or clean your house and have food and laundry done at the click of your fingers

rosegoldivy · 26/04/2021 08:49

2 strong arms

And a self cleaning house but make food and do washing

Would you rather have one leg shorter than the other or one arm shorter than the other

altlife · 26/04/2021 10:16

One leg shorter

WYR have a dog that behaves like a cat, or a cat that behaves like a dog?

Caramel81 · 26/04/2021 10:18

Cat that behaves like a dog

Would you rather have a huge Newfoundland dog or a tiny chihuahua dog for a pet?

OP posts:
ChickenNuggetRose · 26/04/2021 10:26

Newfoundland dog seeing as I used to have two of them 🤣

Would you rather be able to have whatever food you wanted automatically appear in front of you for the rest of your life or win big on the lottery?

rosegoldivy · 26/04/2021 10:47

Ohhhhh this was tough, prob win on lotto

Would u rather have a willy for a day or be famous for a day

altlife · 26/04/2021 13:48

I'd rather be famous for a day! I'm pretty certain I'd hate it but be lovely to make sure.

Definitely certain I would hate having a willy Grin

WYR be too hot or too cold?

AryaStarkWolf · 26/04/2021 14:40

Too Cold

Would you rather have no knees or no elbows

altlife · 26/04/2021 14:58

No elbows so I can scratch my own bloody back

WYR drink milk or eat broccoli with every single
meal?

Bythemillpond · 26/04/2021 15:16

I already eat broccoli with each meal.

Would you rather die and be reincarnated and very vaguely remember your past life or die and walk into someone else’s adult body and remember your past life no matter how bad there life is.

Caramel81 · 26/04/2021 15:16

Eat broccoli

Would you rather give up chocolate or bread forever?

OP posts:
bowiedavidson · 26/04/2021 15:17

25 million and eat what I want 3 days a week

Caramel81 · 26/04/2021 15:18

Die and be reincarnated and vaguely remember my past life

OP posts:
Bythemillpond · 26/04/2021 15:21

Caramel81
I would rather walk into an adult body as I couldn’t face going through childhood again

Pyewackect · 26/04/2021 15:22

@girlmama32

100 years Into the future

Would you rather be able to go invisible or teleport?

Tardis, but I'd set it back to Christmas 1893. You can always use the Fast Return Switch if you can't get used to gas light and the smell of horse piss.
rosegoldivy · 26/04/2021 17:44

Give up chocolate 🤦🏼‍♀️

Would you rather be an adult sized spider or a spider sized adult?