Would you rather....?

[Caramel81]

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

Live 10 more years and get free taxis.

Have a £1000 amazon or ebay voucher?

Free taxis - that would be a reward in itself without the extra years.

Automatically Learn 50 phrases in the 10 most used languages or speak one additional language fluently?

Be fluent in one other language.

Never eat your favourite food again or eat it at every single meal?

At every single meal [I do this most times already. That's my "boring" food ]

Only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life or one film for the rest of your life?

One film.

Fart in front of a new partner or in a job interview?

new partner, I'd know if she really loved me then.

Would you rather wake up and find yourself in a foreign country without being able to speak the language or in your home town and nobody can speak you language?

Home town

Would you rather stay in a luxury 5 star hotel but in a rainy, cold, run down part of the U.K., or stay in a really grotty 2 star hotel but on a paradise island with perfect weather?

Grotty 2 star (can't be worse than holidays from my teens)

Would you rather fly as high as an eagle or run as fast as a cheetah

Fly high.

Follow through after every fart or throw up after every burp?

Rather throw up 🤣

Would u rather have perfect hair skills or perfect make up skills

Perfect make up

Have a pet for 2 years before it dies, or never have one ?

Never have one.
Would you rather have never have summer or never have winter again

Never have one.

WYR only ever wear purple or only ever wear orange?

Cross-post... never winter.

Same question as above.

Purple

Would you rather be a world famous singer with pots of money and the lifestyle but have a terrible life in every other respect, faithless lovers, friends, etc; or be a backing singer on the recordings, a complete unknown but have an ordinary life with nice friends and partners?

Unknown backing singer.

Would you rather have an amazing face but a really weird embarrassing voice or a sexy voice with an ugly face?

An amazing face 🤣🤣

Would you rather when you farted it came out as a voice saying "FART"
OR
when you sneezed you made an actual fart noise

Sneezing fart noises.

Teach at your old school for a year or go back to your old school as a pupil for a year?

Go back to my old school as a pupil for a year

Go out with your first ever boyfriend/girlfriend again or go out with your last boyfriend/girlfriend again ( the one before your present partner)

50million

Would you rather have a pencil instead of your nose or a nose instead of a pencil?

A nose for a pencil

Would you rather eat chips and curry sauce forever or chips and gravy?

Dying to know what the deleted post said

Chips and curry sauce.

WYR always smell of vinegar or of damp washing?

Haha same, hope they come back and tell us 🤣

Would rather smell of damp clothes

Would you rather have vampire teeth or Frankenstein forehead