To secretly love this?

[kitkat71]

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019

I don't like the decor, but the building itself is really quirky!

Also, the video tour is quite something and should definitely be viewed with sound on.

It is weirdly minimalist and cluttered. I had high hopes with the commercial renovation - they can be really interesting.

I've spent a lot of time stuck in traffic on that road and never thought "oooh I'd love to live here!)

Same. Wouldn't be my choice of location either. And I don't like most of the decor either, too clinical looking.

Grey, Grey, Grey, Grey, Grey, Grey... PINK SOFA... Grey, Grey, Grey.. prison toilets.. Grey Grey Grey.

@BradTomby

OMG the toilets! They are the hideous public toilets that don't have seats imagine freezing your arse off everyday

This was my first thought too! I'd be using the one normal one.

Other than that, at least it would be a blank canvas with all those white walls. It needs some colour to bring it to life.

It looks like a murderer’s house.

It's totally not to my normal taste, but I love it!

It would be like living in a space rocket.

That house is bloody vile. Its like a footballer's wife's fantasy.

Looks like a hospital or a posh prison!

I kind of love people who decorate how they want to and not with an eye to resale. So, I am a fan, although it is not my personal taste.

I don't like it at all, and I'm 'young' - no way near enough windows, very bland, cold decor. The portholes and doors are kind of cool I guess.

It looks like it's been designed to make it easy to clean up the blood once you've finished your killing spree.

And all that stainless steel is giving me flashbacks of being at work and Ajaxing everything.

I love minimal and I love white, but that house is barren. I think being in that kitchen too long might trigger a panic attack.

Kitchen is like a mortuary.

I was enjoying it until I noticed the carpet in a bathroom. Carpet round your loo is just grimy.

I would love to stay there for a week on holiday. That’s about it

The kitchen looks like a morgue and as for the stainless steel toilet pan? Either a prison or a hospital. No.

I really love it!

@frostymornings

How the hell would you keep that kitchen clean?

I'd have a live in housekeeper!

Without the shite furniture it would be ok I guess but 500k?? Nope.

Doesn't it have any windows?

Where are the windows?!?
I'd be permanently depressed living there, there's no natural light

It's perfect for a serial killing vampire

Keeping all the stainless steel smear free would kill me. I’d be polishing non stop.

Hated the house, but laughed at the music. Reminded me of something from a horror film and I think the estate agents probably had a bit of a giggle putting that as the music to the video

I felt such relief when I clicked on the roof deck - I could almost feel myself gulping air into my lungs!

I like the doors but theres no colour at all. Id go mad.
No windows?