To secretly love this?

[kitkat71]

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019

I don't like the decor, but the building itself is really quirky!

Also, the video tour is quite something and should definitely be viewed with sound on.

I swear it has no windows? Looks like some kind of underground detention facility to me!

I really like it. But I would have to live there on my own.

It looks like the inside of a washing machine.

I felt quite depressed after viewing the pics. Horrid.

It looks like a gay swingers club.

I admire the aesthetic (whilst not being a gay swinger myself) but I don’t think I’d want to actually live in it. Even if the Dalek was staying.

It’s sterile and soulless - I wouldn’t live there if they were giving it away for free

Kitchen looks lik a morgue

That is the most horrid house I have ever seen in my life.

Fingerprints... fingerprints everywhere... the smears... the buffing required.... the fucking HORROR.

It’s evil looking.

It was a relief when the photos switched to the outside and my eyes could rest on a bit of colour. I think more than half an hour in that house and my throat would feel like it was closing and I would be clawing the walls to get outside!

I don’t like it. Reminds me of an abandoned ship.

You can imagine Alien coming after you along those walkways with round windows!

“Quick to the door, turn the wheel to seal it shut” - Alien looks menacingly through his choice of windows

I actually like it - but would worry about power cuts.

That music was used in the Old Spice aftershave adverts back in the Seventies. Kind of takes the edge off the intended dramatic effect

I wonder if there have been any offers yet 🤔

It's like a padded cell I would feel claustrophobic

Someone had a lot of fun making that video tour. I loved how they matched the timing of revealing each room to the beats in the soundtrack from The Omen. I think the estate agent is missing their true vocation.

I absolutely hate it. I'd feel like someone was going to operate on me. I wouldn't have it given.

My dd said it looks like a "luxury insane asylum".

@Bergamotte

The random spiky ornament on the floor in the corridor, with everything else so sterile, made me think of a bomb (or a submarine mine?)

I did like spotting the Dalek in the last few seconds of the video. Doesn't seem to be in any of the photos- maybe they're taking it with them!

I didn't notice that but I thought the house would have daleks appearing in the corridors

I like the roof terrace.
The inside is like a smart hospital/prison.
I would be claustrophobic.

It's completely hideous - I can't think of one nice thing to say about it. May be ok for an asylum.

Prison chic?

Did a member of a boy band let his wannabe property developer boyfriend have a go at making some money on something he bought at auction?

@Franticbutterfly

My dd said it looks like a "luxury insane asylum".

What an excellent description.

I like the roof terrace.

No. Come on now. The roof terrace is horrible.

You only think you like the roof terrace, because it somehow represents fresh air and freedom and an escape from the dystopian bowels of stainless steel, padded cell hell.

The fact that you like the roof terrace even though the view is of some run-down garages at the back of the old Co-Op in Gateshead, is testament to just how shit the inside of the house is and how desperate you imagine you'd be to leave it, just to be able see the sky. And perhaps cry for help.

These replies are tres hilaire. I nominate this thread for Classics!