To secretly love this?

[kitkat71]

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019

I don't like the decor, but the building itself is really quirky!

Also, the video tour is quite something and should definitely be viewed with sound on.

It's like a white prison. For someone who wants to clean all day.

I love the Pistillino lights and the Telecaster. When I saw the guitars I thought musician at first, but there’s not enough of the other stuff they’d have. They like spending money on the toys.

Abattoir

1960s sci-fi prison. You would not be overly surprised to see Dr Frank N. Furter wibbling about in one of those shiny, shiny rooms.

What's with the room with the odd steps and windows? It has the feel of a room built with a very specific purpose in mind but I can't work out what

I've no idea but it would be absolutely guaranteed that my kids would spend hours and hours climbing the stairs to nowhere and leaping off the top. 😂

Another reason why I wouldn't buy it - incase living in a prison/science lab wasn't enough to not be tempted.

I felt my soul being sucked out of me the more I looked. Awful.

Much too clinical and cold for me. Kitchen looks like an operating theatre and bedrooms look like futuristic hospital rooms.

It looks freezing. Like you'd spend all your life with every rad pumping out heat, wear huge jumpers and slippers, and still have frozen bones. In august. The kitchen looks like a morgue, and why oh why is the hob sticking out like that?!

@PolarnOPirate

It looks like how I would imagine it would be to live inside a ball bearing.

never even vaguely crossed my mind to imagine such a thing but it's beautifully funny that you have!

Needs more colour.

The accompanying soundtrack from 'The Omen', says it all really.

It gives me anxiety

Where are all the windows? It would be like living underground

WTF!

@MarieIVanArkleStinks

I normally like a bit of eccentricity. But this is more like Belmarsh (steel lavs) meets Star Trek!

Not for me.

This was exactly what I thought - a prison from Star Trek

Never thought I’d be so grateful to see some decking - after 40 or so 1960s sci prison pics (spot on @MadeleineMaxwell ) the bog stardard roof terrace was soo restful for my eyes.

I think the photographer had switched on the black and white setting on his camera.

If it's supposed to look like that..... just hideous. No personality. It'd be like living in an operating theatre.

Nightmarish

500K to live in that hideous house in that location. No thanks.
Low Fell has gone upmarket in recent years but it's still a bit of a dump!

It's like an upmarket solitary confinement cell. The lack of windows would send me crazy within days.

More shades of grey than windows.

No outdoor light, and all that chrome would give me a headache I reckon!

Horrendous. Like living in an operating theatre.

All that stainless steel and chrome would be a nightmare to keep clean.

Is this the Geordie shore house?!