to roll my eyes at those who are living in sin?

[sceptic]

I have five children, all by the same father, all in wedlock. And no, we are not on benefits, not even tax rebates.

Why do so many mumsnetter thinks this is totally uncool, and then whinge about their broken relationships?

lol
oh, not me.
doh again.

and removing stains..., ewww

UNCOOL????? I'M UNCOOL????????? OMG, how did that happen? I used to be so hip, so with it! How did I fall out of style?

do you think this was the the thread she was after?

Wedlock? WEDLOCK???? Living in sin? hey? oh, and "uncool" ??? what century are you living in? what an antiquated turn of phrase...

You need to spring back into 2007 I feel.. oh, and perhaps stop thinking any one gives a flying forget-me-not about anyone else's marital or otherwise arrangements, least of all yours.

Surely this person is a troll?!!

I cant believe anyone in the 21st century would think that way, unless they were digging for some reaction?

pampas grass!!

Why are you all even feeding this troll's attention seeking ways by bothering to respond at all???

Because we are bored and easily drawn into an argument.

the Devil finds work for idle hands.

Oooo i've just remembered!! I've got pampass grass!!

Does that make me all holier than thou now?

pampers grass - so uncool, you need privets and litter

hm...and I thought mumsnet was middleclass therefore would want all children by the same dad and in wedlock....oh bugger...got it wrong then...
tbh....I love the fact that my ds's all have the same parents, and that we were married even, and all that....but then, I grew up wiht the bastard stigma....

Pampass Grass? I killed mine off and composted it. Does that make me the devil incarnate?

Agnes

btw...I know that life isn't always like this and things happen...just like the fact that for me this worked out, and I even still love my hubbie and well, I think, he still loves me!

RG - pampas grass in your front garden is a sign that you are up for swinging.
is it in your front garden? and does this explain some otherwise cryptic front door encounters with strangers??

3andnomore - Shame on you for STILL being loved up with your DH!! surely by now you should have had at least three affairs, have a secret love child that you never knew you had and be about to appear on Jezza Kyle?!

Agnes - i actually want to get rid of my pampass grass as an act of rebellion against MN (plus i've heard it's bad luck or summat?).

Beautifulboys - OMG!!!!!!! No wonder the neighbours all give us funny looks!!! And that's why the postman always rings twice!!!

Hm...there is all that ....

lol...no we had our hitches over the years, both sides....but have overcome then and decided that despite everything this is what we want, it's a case of ever after....lol...well....so far 12 years married and can't see us splitting...lol...

3 - i was being pedantic

the things you learn on mn eh?

my neighbour told me it first actually but i nodded and humoured her while thinking she was a titchy bit bonkers.

but its All True.

hahaha

RGP, it was an absolute illegitimate personage (see what I did there? )to get rid of. Took most of a year. You basically have to batter the hell out of the roots and kill it off slowly. The main problem is that said roots tent to be rather dense. Good luck if you go for it though

Agnes

lol...trust me...

Thanx Agnes, although we're rather hoping to stick a garage right on the top of it. That'll stop the bugger from growing! Mowahahahaha!!!

it seeds like mad too.

oh gawd, dont say that!

its ok, i think the garage should cover it.