What are your underwhelming skills that you’re privately quite proud of

[Breakfastburrito]

Mine are:

Being exceptionally good at slicing bread (straight, even slices every time, even on squishy, unevenly shaped loaves)

Uncannily accurate at guessing the time when I haven’t looked at a clock for hours - I’m never more than a few minutes out.

Tell me the things you can do that are not that impressive!

@amymel2016

I can read a book/look at my phone for hours as a passenger in a car and not get sick

Jealous I’ve suffered horrendous travel sickness since being very young I’d love to be able to read in the car. I sometimes get sick as the driver reversing up the backs to park the sodding car!!!

@Mrsmorton

I am an absolute turbo ninja at spot the difference

Ooh I’m like that but with hidden object games!! I always find the hidden thing in under 30 seconds

I am so good at unscrewing and untangling things. I bloody love it. Gimme some Christmas lights.

Baggingarea
Can you sort my hair out

@Ddot not being funny but love combing & straightening hair. Would snap up that offer in a heartbeat 😂

In the middle of January I was diagnosed with coronovirus. I have now perfected the art of phoning the children (two of them live on the other side of the country) and making them believe I have recovered! I knew that all those years of am dram would come in useful one day !🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baggingarea
You may have bitten off more than you can chew with my barnet 🤣🤣🤣 think diana Ross crossed with floor mop and candy floss