Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

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Why did you answer the door to the plumber???

I never answer the door and do all my own plumbing.

Should this not be in Other Stuff > Other Subjects?

Do I know you?

Who snapped and farted and used a penis beaker??!!!!

@00100001

It occurred to me the other day that penguins are most likely zebra's in disguise...

This just isn't in the spirit, binary. C'mon. In fact, most of the posts on this thread are quite shocking to read before I've had my morning coffee. We're taking this down now.

Taking this thread down now, we are.

@NewScone

Should this not be in Other Stuff > Other Subjects?

Yes, this isn't an AIBU, so YABVVVV U to post it here. 'for traffic' I suppose.

You definitely need to 'look behind the scenes', Lily!

@Dyra

This morning my toddler sneezed. What landed on me was either an errant mucus covered rice krispie or a chunk of solidified snot. I will never know which, because in response to me holding up my arm and going "ewwww" she gently picked it off, and ate it.

I think this is very suspicious.

Looked up penis beaker and giggled all night. Didn't dare touch my glass of water though

OP I think you have Stendhal syndrome. Seek help and don't go to Jerusalem.

@LilyMumsnet did you mean to be so rude??

"Hey, does anybody want to be a #BossLady?! You can earn up to eleventy billion pounds a second selling toothpaste and scented candles.

Email me on [email protected]"

😂😂😂 V good...@ChristmasSexyTime.

Never do mlm

Tinkly laughing while I clutch my pearls.

I think you should have made clear it was a loan before you handed it over.

If you be my body guard, I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
music interlude
A man walks down the street . . . . . .

Go on sing along

Don't you know we're in the midst of a global fucking pandemic and y'all rabbiting on about radiators!? Is no one thinking about the children? Enough red flags in here to make some Easter bunting! Does anyone want to help me make the bunting in the craft corner? Be honest, but kind too, eh.

Sorry for waffling on, come to think about it I love waffles.

It's 7 weeks out of date, can I eat it?

Anyone heard from plant pot pat??

My husband's breathing is driving me insane!

Should I LTB?

@Frickssake

Anyone heard from plant pot pat??

She's visiting @LilyMumsnet for afternoon tea at the Ritz.

Why are you only talking about women?

@Frickssake

My husband's breathing is driving me insane!

Should I LTB?

Can you not just have an open and honest conversation with him and ask him nicely to stop breathing? If not then you could exhaust other options first, gaffa tape etc, before resorting to LTB. HTH 🤗