Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

😜

The Plummer can have any left over chicken at the end of the week

Brexit caused it, so let's line all the nasty 'I don't care' Brexiteers up against the wall and strafe 'em.
They won't put their X in the wrong box again in a hurry.

I can feed 5 people for 5 days from one chicken!

Do you know which bin it is tomorrow?

@thinkingaboutLangCleg

It was definitely “Your minge” in the context. With a name too, but i forget what it was, eg “Your minge, Betty”. A cry of dismay.

"Jane... Your MINGE!"

I can’t believe it’s not butter

Hmm I don't know about this plumber. I would log it with 101. They might do a few drive by's to check that your boiler is still there. I have heard that sometimes plumbers leave an X marked on your wall if its a good boiler, and come back and take it

This is going on Mumsnet classics
... it should do 😎

She's 55? Probably the early stages of Alzheimer's.....

Neighbours complained about the noise when my mouse sneezed, should I let down their tyres or put their bins in the road?

LTB

Why oh why mention the game?

{clutches pearls}

@Rupertbeartrousers

Neighbours complained about the noise when my mouse sneezed, should I let down their tyres or put their bins in the road?

Diagram or it didn't happen

A middle name for your unborn child who you are planning to call Plato?...umm.....Potato??

I am soooo embarrassed for you and I could cringe for you OP

”Jane... Your MINGE!"

Thank you, Wasp. That cry still haunts me.

Pretty sure you would know by the smell. You should have used the crockpot.

There's a white van parked in my naice cul de sac. Do you think it's part of a hamster smuggling ring?

still here lol

A name for your puppy? We need a photo!

You're not trying hard enough! This thread does not resemble swiss cheese.

@ErrolTheDragon

Snuggles?

Try some naice ham.

@thinkingaboutLangCleg

It was definitely “Your minge” in the context. With a name too, but i forget what it was, eg “Your minge, Betty”. A cry of dismay.

'Julie! your MInge!!!' he hissed'.

(I seem to remember)