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SittinOnTheDockOfTheBay · 21/02/2021 12:12

Sorry OP but I think you forgot the crusty bread on your shopping list.

Have you seen a medical professional about your forgetfulness?

VeganVeal · 21/02/2021 12:12

Soggy cock flannel

FlamedToACrisp · 21/02/2021 12:21

When will vegetarians realise that they're just NOT vegans, even if they identify as one????!!!

CuntyMcBollocks · 21/02/2021 12:27

It was Colonel Mustard with the Pipe!

Furrybutts · 21/02/2021 12:32

She's obviously on the spectrum, have you thought about getting her diagnosed?

MistyGreenAndBlue · 21/02/2021 12:32

How old do you think I am?

MistyGreenAndBlue · 21/02/2021 12:34

If the sexes were reversed the answers on this thread would be very different

ComeCovidCloser · 21/02/2021 12:35

@MistyGreenAndBlue

How old do you think I am?

Wow, your complexion is simply stunning. Your probably young. May I have your diet secret please, lockdown has not been kind to me. Thanks.

ComeCovidCloser · 21/02/2021 12:36

*You're - obliviously 💁‍♀️

ComeCovidCloser · 21/02/2021 12:37

*obviously, obviously FFS 🤦‍♀️

NoIDontWatchLoveIsland · 21/02/2021 12:39

All I ever eat is a cheerio for breakfast, a carrot for lunch and 4 peas for dinner, and then i feel really full. Thats plenty of food for anyone, if you are eating more you are just greedy and that's why you're fat.

StormOfSekhmet · 21/02/2021 12:44

It could be furfuraciousness!!

PaintMePurple · 21/02/2021 12:50

It’s not a parking thread without a diagram

SmudgeButt · 21/02/2021 12:55

and the cat threw up again! and then went outside!

so inconsiderate.

00100001 · 21/02/2021 12:56

@NoIDontWatchLoveIsland

All I ever eat is a cheerio for breakfast, a carrot for lunch and 4 peas for dinner, and then i feel really full. Thats plenty of food for anyone, if you are eating more you are just greedy and that's why you're fat.

A WHOLE carrot???

No wonder there's an obesity crisis in the UK

MistyGreenAndBlue · 21/02/2021 12:57

@ComeCovidCloser
I mainly eat doughnuts. That's probably why I need to lose weight tbh.

00100001 · 21/02/2021 12:57

@MistyGreenAndBlue

How old do you think I am?

21? Maybe 22??

MistyGreenAndBlue · 21/02/2021 12:59

@00100001
You're too kind

AmazingBouncingFerret · 21/02/2021 13:01

For your consideration.

Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

Nutrigrainygoodness · 21/02/2021 13:04

Anyone know the directions to the Sistene Chapel I need a good scream.

SissySpacekAteMyHamster · 21/02/2021 13:06

I fancy a pie for lunch.

ShutTheFuckUp123 · 21/02/2021 13:19

I've reported your post @LilyMumsnet for being a GF, and if you persist in being rude I shall tell everybody on MN about the time you twatted a spider when you climbed into your sex pond !!!!!!!!!

NewScone · 21/02/2021 13:57

@NoIDontWatchLoveIsland

All I ever eat is a cheerio for breakfast, a carrot for lunch and 4 peas for dinner, and then i feel really full. Thats plenty of food for anyone, if you are eating more you are just greedy and that's why you're fat.

4 PEAS!! I only manage 2.

NewScone · 21/02/2021 13:58

21 or 22 if you round up?

Rupertbeartrousers · 21/02/2021 14:03

Pizza Express in Woking