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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

746 replies

SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/02/2021 01:23

Spiders hate washing left out on the line late at night because it scares them 😂

WildImaginings · 21/02/2021 01:29

ODFOD

WagnersFourthSymphony · 21/02/2021 01:34

Cutted up pears!
P**s beaker!
Call 111! (or is it 101?)

You do know we're not allowed to talk about HRH Pe Pp and his state of health, or how people might respond to his life of extraordinary er, challenge and privilege, don't you?

So don't!

(MN monitors, what are you on?)

readthestandingorders · 21/02/2021 02:32

NC for this but never posted before.
Can I talk about poo?

custardbear · 21/02/2021 03:21

Spider! 😱 Burn down the house, then set fire to the ashes ... just in case!

Furrybutts · 21/02/2021 06:27

Under no circumstances do you answer your front door if anyone knocks.
Your neighbours are disrespectful twats if they think it's ok to knock on your door to ask for help with anything (even if it's a dire emergency and they have noone else to ask)
If anyone ever knocks on your front door you should put up a barbwire fence, and hook the doorbell up to a live electricity supply. That will show them.

Or else just move.

sqirrelfriends · 21/02/2021 06:43

Try putting some magnesium sulphate on it.

LadyPenelope68 · 21/02/2021 06:47

@SneezyGonzalez
I’d quite like a diagram of the plumbers plumbing if you have one? 🤣

constantly · 21/02/2021 06:47

How often do you wash your bedding though

MadamBatty · 21/02/2021 06:59

What names go with sib set Colin & Clive?

WakeEatSleepRepeat · 21/02/2021 07:13

Lalalalalala

Orchidflower1 · 21/02/2021 07:23

I need a diagram.

brushandmop · 21/02/2021 07:24

I'm thinking of naming my child Boswell

mogloveseggs · 21/02/2021 07:26

The evening meal is tea not dinner!

PontyberryMassive · 21/02/2021 07:30

Keep walking past where the Purple Turtle Bar used to be and hop on the tube at Mornington Crescent

sweetnessnfight · 21/02/2021 07:31

Ooo this thread lasted all night, I wonder if it got darked on?

PontyberryMassive · 21/02/2021 07:35

Why are you asking strangers on the internet?!

Thesagacontinues · 21/02/2021 07:45

Could you be more specific about the plumbers age? Theres a big difference between 204 months old and 215 months old.

SparkysMagicPiano · 21/02/2021 07:45

OMFG - why did nobody ever tell me that (insert utterly banal fact that is trotted out on MN every third day)?

Lots of laughing emojis to signify how cute it is to be so stupid naive.

Buggeredpelvicfloor2013 · 21/02/2021 07:53

I'm not normally a woo person by nature but...

BeeBop1456 · 21/02/2021 07:55

You’ve posted about this before and clearly not taking onboard advice you asked for

Nutrigrainygoodness · 21/02/2021 08:00

If you don't like it here you can always go to net huns. 😂

mrschocolatte · 21/02/2021 08:02

I get what you’re saying but YABU.

Frickssake · 21/02/2021 08:03

There's a white van parked on my street

PontyberryMassive · 21/02/2021 08:03

iyswim