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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

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SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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stampsurprise · 27/02/2021 14:00

@CheeseJalapenoBread

Does anybody know if I can invite 150 people to a rave in my two bedroom terraced house? I don’t think the rules are very clear on this.
That sounds fine to me so long as the buffet is vegan.
BatleyTownswomensGuild · 27/02/2021 17:13

Anyone seen my keys? 🔑

00100001 · 27/02/2021 17:44

@CatBumJuice

I've finally stopped lurking and joined mumsnet just so I can contribute to this thread.
What, do you want a fucking medal or something? Jog on back to Lurker Land.

Go on...

Away with you.

Grin
AlCalavicci · 27/02/2021 21:38

@CatBumJuice
Come and sit down here >>pats sofa next to me

hannayeah · 27/02/2021 22:50

CBJ total stealth boast. Virtue signaling. Probably started this thread under another name just so you could post this here, 23 pages later.

Bluesername · 27/02/2021 22:53

I hand-weave all my clothes from pampas grass.

guffaux · 27/02/2021 22:54

pampas grass!! it'll be a wardrobe full of swing skirts then...

Mreggsworth · 27/02/2021 23:07

Angry need a wee but cant be arsed getting up. Who's fault is this and who can I complain to

BasiliskStare · 27/02/2021 23:18

101 - they have specialist wee counsellors @Mreggsworth

Also I believe they invite people to phone in and  talk about  1) people whose neighbour's car goes half a tire's worth over their drive and 2) people who don't come and pick up their Amazon parcels from neighbours  within 3 hours

It's a fabulous service

HTH

FluffySocks75 · 27/02/2021 23:21

Pigeons are REALLY cute. Can I get a street one as a pet? Who do I pay to purchase it?

Level32 · 27/02/2021 23:26

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MuddleMoo · 27/02/2021 23:57

How is it going OP?

MuddleMoo · 27/02/2021 23:59

@Mreggsworth

Angry need a wee but cant be arsed getting up. Who's fault is this and who can I complain to
Not sure who is to blame but try complaining to Nick Knowles. Or the GDPR people.
readthestandingorders · 28/02/2021 01:49

Jesus it's always Britney's fault isn't it, just get a grip and jog on Angry

Luffsmypup · 28/02/2021 05:35

Wait, what? You quite LIKE your MIL, SIL and all your neighbours..... SMH in disbelief.

RTFT people.

JorjaSays · 28/02/2021 06:05

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hannayeah · 28/02/2021 06:10

@Mreggsworth

Angry need a wee but cant be arsed getting up. Who's fault is this and who can I complain to
No one. No one ever. Is to blame...
hannayeah · 28/02/2021 06:12

@MuddleMoo

How is it going OP?
I don’t think OP is coming back. And who could blame her? The responses here have been typical MN.
FourTurnings · 28/02/2021 07:52

There are a lot of judgemental comments on this thread!

Sorry you’re getting a hard time OP.

I think you should look at how many frogs are in your pond, and work out how many you really need.

Flipflops123 · 28/02/2021 08:26

And once you've sorted the frogs, you need to get your ducks in a row

00100001 · 28/02/2021 08:49

I tried to put my ducks in a row once, bit it all went horribly wrong.

They ended up in a line, rather than a row, and now I'm bloody stuck with them like that, reminding me if my failure.

So lesson learned
..never try anything new, then you can't possibly fail

readthestandingorders · 28/02/2021 10:37

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Frickssake · 28/02/2021 12:40

Someone reversed into MY parking space to turn aroundon TWO occasions! I have evidence on my ring door bell!

hannayeah · 28/02/2021 12:58

@Frickssake

Someone reversed into MY parking space to turn aroundon TWO occasions! I have evidence on my ring door bell!
Has to be a reverse