Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

😜

My parents have given my brother £50k AIBU in that I could have used that .

Should I make a will ?

@Emptybox

I think you’ve misread the message, *@00100001*. She’s plainly talking about confidence on the kid’s play equipment. I fear she’s also been a victim of autocorrect when she was saying she didn’t like Alan’s former partner.

Ah, my mistake

@MuddleMoo

I'm trying to save a deposit for a 3 bed house in London. How many years of taking in ironing do you think it will need?

A day a week for about 4 months

Or i could retrain as a plumber and sort out OPs sink

Boiler even.

Or would I have to be a gas safe engineer for that.

Brian? BRIAN!!!!??

My mum gave all my siblings a Jaffa cake each when they saw her last week. I live overseas but AIBU to want a fair and equal share?

@IndecentCakes

My mum gave all my siblings a Jaffa cake each when they saw her last week. I live overseas but AIBU to want a fair and equal share?

You sound very grubby.

*grabby

I cannot reverse

Oh FFS!

I call reverse

Is this a reverse?

@IndecentCakes

My mum gave all my siblings a Jaffa cake each when they saw her last week. I live overseas but AIBU to want a fair and equal share?

She should post one to you really. All siblings must be equal at all times.

I remember when all this was fields.

FFS do your own plumbing and stop being lazy and entitled by hiring someone to do it.

I have a boil on my backside and no other symptoms. Do you think it’s covid?

@CheeseJalapenoBread

I have a boil on my backside and no other symptoms. Do you think it’s covid?

This thread is

It's always Covid. Unless you Google it, and then it's cancer.

I kissed a girl & I liked it!

Well it was my female cat she's so cuddly.

Spatula

My cat is BU

@Frickssake

Your cat is an absolute twat and we are all fed up of telling you this. Just get the bloody thing booked in for counselling as you were advised on your last thread.

...and maybe go easy on the catnip.

@Royalbloo

Spatula

I've finally stopped lurking and joined mumsnet just so I can contribute to this thread.

Does anybody know if I can invite 150 people to a rave in my two bedroom terraced house? I don’t think the rules are very clear on this.