Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

😜

Don't mean to be a doom monger but one day, everyone of you reading this will be dead.

Sorry that's just the way I see it

But what happened with the carpet fitter in the end?.

Is this TAAT?

@JWBritHEatYerHeartOut

Ok, I'll bite.

Blah blah blah I don't have time for this nonsense but blah blah blah I'm so important, my opinion is needed in this conversation so blah blah blah.

Please don't bite @JWBritHEatYerHeartOut it's not kind, unless it's a bar of chocolate then take a bite and pass it around. Sharing is caring and all that.

Anyone fancy a Yoni massage?

@BrimFullOfAsher

Anyone fancy a Yoni massage?

Is that you, Brian? How's Hull today?

I wonder what Mexican house thief is doing these days. If you don't know who it is I suggest searching for it on here....

Man here.

If you women folk have any questions about computers or iPads , or the internet or anything. Just ask me. I'll explain things in a way you can understand.

@judgingcat

I wonder what Mexican house thief is doing these days. If you don't know who it is I suggest searching for it on here....

But if you revive the thread "just for fun" we will hunt you down

I am the neighbour of MNHQ. They are putting all our deleted posts and threads into my wheelie bin. I see them on my Ring doorbell, sneaking out under cover of darkness in their silk pyjamas, clanking their empty gin bottles.

Disappointing macaroni cheese

@00100001

Man here.

If you women folk have any questions about computers or iPads , or the internet or anything. Just ask me. I'll explain things in a way you can understand.

Oh dear Lord, from your name I'd guess you've got some sort of saviour complex.

@MrsMackesy your neighbour is concerned that your ring doorbell is an invasion of their privacy

This ^^^^^ with sleighbells on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This should go straight to classics MNHQ!

Can anyone recommend a paunchy middle aged politician I can develop a crush on?

@00100001

honestly that post where the young chap wanted to help with computers makes me laugh to this day & indeed my son laughs at it - I think he ( poster ) was trying to be kind but all went a bit tits up ( or indeed tits on the keyboard from women who were very skilled or senior in IT)

No, he just needs to apply thinly to the affected area, but for no longer than an hour. But NEVER when it’s in the station.

@BasiliskStare

Thanks for the advice

Sorry - just bashed my tits on the keyboard and hoped for the best.

Oh & do I need a slow cooker ?

TIA

No! Never in a slow cooker! The vicar will swiftly pour cold water on such things.

The colour blue was invented by a doctor in 1878. His descendants later gifted it to a grateful NASA in 1953 to use for the sky, which until then had been a rather insipid translucent grey.

Azaleas are mildly toxic to the over 70’s.

in Munch's 'The Scream' 😱 the figures are actually screaming as a reaction to some behaviour off canvas

@Stovetopespresso

in Munch's 'The Scream' 😱 the figures are actually screaming as a reaction to some behaviour off canvas

Probably watching the greedy fuckers on this thread shovelling down a whole carrot at a meal.

Aibu to ask you to tell me the funniest thing that's ever happened to you? I'll start.

Actually I don't really care about what's happened to you, I only wanted to share mine.

@Mysterian
Nicely done!