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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

746 replies

SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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00100001 · 23/02/2021 18:30

@ErrolTheDragon

Man here.

A saviour complex or white knight syndrome, describes this need to “save” people by fixing their problems.

I'm not "fixing" your problems as such, just trying to help you understand things in away that your women's brain can understand.

Cardinella · 23/02/2021 18:31

Ooh! I know! I know!

POO

PEE

PERIODS

Gotta be deleted now? 😂😂😂😂

ErrolTheDragon · 23/02/2021 19:07

AIBU to despair of the tendency of people to write 'alot' instead of 'a lot' or 'away' instead of 'a way'. Is it illiteracy or sloppiness? Either way, surely not someone you'd want to invite anywhere near your code?

VoyageVoyage · 23/02/2021 19:20

Yes Errol. Inabit.

AlCalavicci · 23/02/2021 20:03

@ErrolTheDragon

Please can you tell me where the giraffes do their diving , I would love to go and see them .

FourTurnings · 23/02/2021 20:06

I know I’ll get flamed for this.

I’m sleeping with three married men.

I’m not looking for judgement but genuine advice please. Will they ever leave their wives?

AlCalavicci · 23/02/2021 20:07

@ErrolTheDragon
I think my elephants train next door

AlCalavicci · 23/02/2021 20:15

@FourTurnings
of course they will , they are just waining for the right time / when their DCs have grown up / the Ddog has died / DDad has married his floozy /
them they will all leave their wives and you will have hot sex with each of them in turn , in between washing all their clothes / plates/ finding keys / phones / deal with EXws .

have fun

Lolastarsandstripe · 23/02/2021 20:36

Just here for the deletion message

stampsurprise · 23/02/2021 20:38

@FourTurnings

I know I’ll get flamed for this.

I’m sleeping with three married men.

I’m not looking for judgement but genuine advice please. Will they ever leave their wives?

What?! All at once?!

I must say I admire your energy Grin

00100001 · 23/02/2021 20:39

@FourTurnings

I know I’ll get flamed for this.

I’m sleeping with three married men.

I’m not looking for judgement but genuine advice please. Will they ever leave their wives?

Yes. They will. They're to be trusted. It's obvious they're decent guys. Their wives are probably controlling bitches and won't let them see the kids, they would go through the courts, but don't want to drag their kids through all that, so...you know, it's only fair that they don't pay child support, because you know the mother will only spend it on fags and nails and her hair. And yeah the kids COULD come and stay I. His four bed house at weekends,but you know, the exW wouldn't let them come, and would only say shit about him.
Ori21 · 23/02/2021 20:39

Does it count that MNHQ have commented on the thread? I think that’s one strike, surely!!

Lolastarsandstripe · 23/02/2021 20:41

@Ori21 I don’t know if MNHQ have picked up on the hidden message or if they are just letting it be

00100001 · 23/02/2021 20:41

@Ori21

Does it count that MNHQ have commented on the thread? I think that’s one strike, surely!!
@MNHQ are lying fuckers, they said they were gonna delete this thread. Totally looked like a genuine "we're looking behind the scenes" kinda post.... And did you see how @LilyMumsnet attacked me??? But THE POST STILL STANDS!!!!!!!!!
Lolastarsandstripe · 23/02/2021 20:46

@00100001 calm your tits hen. You sound like hard work Grin

00100001 · 23/02/2021 21:01

@Cardinella

Ooh! I know! I know!

POO

PEE

PERIODS

Gotta be deleted now? 😂😂😂😂

You forgot BUM and WILLY
00100001 · 23/02/2021 21:01

And BOOBS

Rupertbeartrousers · 23/02/2021 21:22

Are you a poo troll?

1Morewineplease · 23/02/2021 21:25

I'm going to have another go...
MNHQ are HAGS!!!

1Morewineplease · 23/02/2021 21:26

Obs not really ( cripes, what have I said???!!!)

Keeping2ChevronsApart · 23/02/2021 21:30

Oh wise mumsnetters please advise. Last month I slept with the carpet fitter and a teenager who installed my boiler. I'm one day late do you think I'm pregnant? I've took all the pregnancy sticks apart but I still can't tell if I am. Who's baby is it likely to be? And if I am, do you think it's a boy or a girl? Also, I have a cut on my head and the blood won't stop. I can't get to a hospital as I don't drive and live in the middle of nowhere. I also have my stepchildren here who hate me, and DH went out to do a hobby he shares with a female work colleague (too outing to mention) and should have been back hours ago and is not answering his phone. My life's a mess!!

Keeping2ChevronsApart · 23/02/2021 21:33

@ErrolTheDragon

AIBU to despair of the tendency of people to write 'alot' instead of 'a lot' or 'away' instead of 'a way'. Is it illiteracy or sloppiness? Either way, surely not someone you'd want to invite anywhere near your code?
Is that as bad as ano instead of I know ?
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VoyageVoyage · 23/02/2021 21:51

I don’t normally believe in woo but I think me minge is haunted.

Will that work?

00100001 · 23/02/2021 22:10

@VoyageVoyage

I don’t normally believe in woo but I think me minge is haunted.

Will that work?

I'm fairly sure a haunted minge will work just fine.

Might make some unusual noises from time to time though.

and if it's haunted by a poltergeist of some sort, you might rather enjoy it...