Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

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I really wish people would just rtft. Or at least OPs updates.

She's already been to centre parcs.

Can tell its half term though and schools are out. Clearly some bored frustrated teenagers around

Thinking of you op (update on the very young plumber please).

Zombie thread.

I expect OP's baby is at secondary school by now.

Didn’t want to read and run. Just offering a hand hold.

Thanks for the advice

Sorry - just bashed my tits on the keyboard and hoped for the best.

Oh & do I need a slow cooker ?

TIA

It depends. How much disposable income do you have? Could you make mortgage overpayments instead?

This doesn't work for me

Is it a full moon or something?

What shall I buy from ALDI???????????

Curly worly AND quavers

He sounds like an abusive dick. Is this really what you want?

"No" is a complete sentence

Batch baking is your friend

Maui?!

Haha

Reported.

Night Watch will be along any minute.

Arseholes bastards fucking c##ts and pricks ......
Is the first line from my favourite track Plaistow Patricia, on New Boots And Panties by Ian Dury 👍

The plumber has shown you who he really is, listen.

Still no diagram though

Have you checked the deeds?

Ooooh, this is just like a Sunday night drama.

Be very, very careful OP (insert terrifying link with similar circumstances).

You need to unlock the phone with his fingerprint while he is asleep.

What could possibly go wrong?

Have just eaten baked potato with cottage cheese, and salad. The salad was sort of soggy and unappetising

You should not have baked the salad.

Is it bin day today,? Which bin is it?

@Frickssake

Is it bin day today,? Which bin is it?

Not sure I don't put my bins out in case my neighbours steal them.

Ok, I'll bite.

Blah blah blah I don't have time for this nonsense but blah blah blah I'm so important, my opinion is needed in this conversation so blah blah blah.