Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

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@00100001
A POTATOE ! DO YOU THINK I AM ROLLING IN MONEY !

@NewScone,
You are right , I need to go to London to consult my legal team , do you think this will be classes as a essential trip ?

@Overseasmom100

Need help finding a much needed family holiday but budget it limited, anyone help? Budget £25,000

Have you got access to your own boat?

Placemarking

@AlCalavicci you're probably best getting legal advice on that too sorry.

Need help finding a much needed family holiday but budget it limited, anyone help? Budget £25,000

There's a mumsnetter with a house in Mexico I think...

@Thislittlefinger123

Need help finding a much needed family holiday but budget it limited, anyone help? Budget £25,000

There's a mumsnetter with a house in Mexico I think...

Make sure you get a copy of the key so you can go back whenever you like

@Overseasmom100

Need help finding a much needed family holiday but budget it limited, anyone help? Budget £25,000

The Sun do holidays for a tenner...

I don't want to say what OH's hobby is as it's too outing. But it involves wearing lycra shorts and a cycle helmet.

OP, you're a fucking carcass.

Someone parked in my parking spot on a public street. I only went out for 10 mins. Now I'll have to walked another 100 yards cf

@NewScone

I don't want to say what OH's hobby is as it's too outing. But it involves wearing lycra shorts and a cycle helmet.

It's fishing, it's always fishing.

Or dogging.........

@Eastereggfan

It's 7 weeks out of date, can I eat it?

It’ll be fine if you spray liberally with Fabulosa (Zoflora is passé).

Just move OP.

@Sh05

Just move OP.

Sound advice.

A more up to date, yet still modest, pied à terre might better suit your needs. I personally like this one: www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/56430388?search_identifier=3d2844c4896d69cdb6be5ce0500e9969

My only worry is that it’s a bit too understated iyswim. Might also be a bit of a squeeze if you wanted to move the nanny, butler and pilates instructed (and plumber) in with you.

*instructor

What can you do with a penis beaker

Is private school worth it ?

Oh sorry when I said "private school" what I meant was a boiling water tap. Or was it Johnsons version of F&B paint. I forget.

Just off to creosote a pigeon.

@Still1nLove

Pom bears are the height of sophistication, doncha know!

Pop them on a cocktail stick between a bit of cheese and pineapple and the jobs a good un

@Rubybluesy

What can you do with a penis beaker

It makes marvellous centre piece at Christmas, just attach a few baubles, some glitter and a fairy lights!

Screen time melts children’s eyes

@Overseasmom100

Need help finding a much needed family holiday but budget it limited, anyone help? Budget £25,000

I think you'll find holidays aren't allowed under coronavirus restrictions, have you no thought for our dedicated NHS workers?

Ltb

I got milk for 20p at lidl today, score

I think we need to all stand outside our houses and applaud for 20 minutes on the hour every hour