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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

746 replies

SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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OP posts:
Lesserspottedmama · 21/02/2021 18:54

Will someone please think of the children!

VoyageVoyage · 21/02/2021 19:01

But what is a woman?

StoneofDestiny · 21/02/2021 19:08

Penguin bollards is the way to go

ladyvimes · 21/02/2021 19:09

Pom bear anyone...

CuntyMcBollocks · 21/02/2021 19:13

What on earth is wrong with Mumsnet these days? Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza!!

NewScone · 21/02/2021 19:16

I'm not sure if OP is coming back.

MadKittenWoman · 21/02/2021 19:29

Definitely LTB

berryhead2013 · 21/02/2021 19:30

Can I have the recipe please

MadKittenWoman · 21/02/2021 19:32

Are you on glue? Give your head a wobble.

HavelockVetinari · 21/02/2021 19:36

Literally every post on this thread is fucking transphobic Hmm

JWBritHEatYerHeartOut · 21/02/2021 19:49

Look at all the professionally offended! Just being woke and virtue signalling all over the place! Bunch of snowflakes.

REPORTED!

Frickssake · 21/02/2021 19:58

The carpet fitters just stormed out!!

I only asked him to lift the 4 poster bed. Three sets of drawers, an ottoman and a chandelier!

Frickssake · 21/02/2021 19:58

But I moved the bedside cabinets to the side!!!!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/02/2021 20:02

Did you offer the carpet fitters a drink & a biscuit & use of the loo?
Or were you a rude & heartless nouveau ruche snob & wouldn't let them over your threshold unless they bought their own portaloo, flask, sandwiches & dipped their in the bleach bath you put down for them?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/02/2021 20:03

Nouveau riche not ruche unless you happen to be an Austrian blind.
Or is it racist to refer to blinds by their nationality or looks?

chilledteacher · 21/02/2021 20:05

Pop some magnesium sulphate on it. Works every time.

pinkearedcow · 21/02/2021 20:05

Totalitarian state.

AlCalavicci · 21/02/2021 20:45

@00100001
That sounds perfect and jusat what I fancy , bit I think I will swap the red lentils for baked beans ( same colour so should be ok )
the carrot is in a relationship with a green pepper sand splitting them up would be unethical should I leave the carrot out of the meal or add the pepper too ?

Overseasmom100 · 21/02/2021 20:47

Ive named changed for this

00100001 · 21/02/2021 20:47

@AlCalavicci
You don't want to be accused of being the OW here. Swap the carrots out for a potato.

NewScone · 21/02/2021 20:47

@AlCalavicci I know you didn't ask me but I'd consider legal advice before you make a major decision on that.

00100001 · 21/02/2021 20:48

@chilledteacher

Pop some magnesium sulphate on it. Works every time.
Interesting first post...
Overseasmom100 · 21/02/2021 20:49

Boys name suggestions to go with Saffron, Candidad, India, Valentina

AlCalavicci · 21/02/2021 20:49

@Frickssake
Did you loosen the chandler by getting it to the floor above while your cohorts were stood under the wrong chandler holding a blanket out to catch it ?

( one of the best TV moments IMO Grin)

Overseasmom100 · 21/02/2021 20:50

Need help finding a much needed family holiday but budget it limited, anyone help? Budget £25,000

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