Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

[SneezyGonzalez]

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I use a toilet brush

Can I live without being in a detached house ?

Where is that pigeon I tried to creosote?

Bloody teachers and their eleventy hundred holidays

Name change because this is outing (Pom bears, penis beaker, Mexican house thief, poo crumbs).

DH has a hobby that takes a lot of time at the weekend. It involves two wheels and Lycra. If you recognise me please don't out me.

@aweegc

Name change because this is outing (Pom bears, penis beaker, Mexican house thief, poo crumbs).

DH has a hobby that takes a lot of time at the weekend. It involves two wheels and Lycra. If you recognise me please don't out me.

aweegc

I think your husband is my husband!

Are you me?

I use a toilet brush

Have you got your Toilet Ducks in a row?

Friend gave me her old baby clothes and now she wants them back for her sisters, neighbours, half cousin who might be having a baby in 5 years time. What do I do?!

@zeddybrek - tell her you have cut them up to make blankets for your dogs who walk on the lead on the pavement or who go off the lead where it is allowed. Try to video you picking up after your dogs. ( This may be hard with a baby or toddler in tow ) but just do it.

Aibu to expect my DD (6) to a bit of light housework?

Asking for a friend - any one have any idea how to remove a child stuck in a chimney?

Sorry to derail the thread slightly but I have a chicken I've left out the fridge for 5 days. Is it ok to eat it if I scrape the slime off it?

@NewScone

Sorry to derail the thread slightly but I have a chicken I've left out the fridge for 5 days. Is it ok to eat it if I scrape the slime off it?

Absolutely. Use the slime to thicken some gravy made from the stripped carcass.

@Frickssake

Aibu to expect my DD (6) to a bit of light housework?

Asking for a friend - any one have any idea how to remove a child stuck in a chimney?

@Frickssake she really ought to have a job by now and contributing to society.

And for your "friend" this is what happens when you tell the lie of Santa! They start crawling up chimneys looking for him, they might want to tell the little darling the truth.

Santa is a lie?

Dare I say the boiler was 12 when it began having issues with the plumber but there wasn’t a leak until said boiler was 13. The professionals ignored all concerns as they didn’t want to risk the plumber stealing the boiler so the owner happily sat back and watched. Now I hear they have hooked up their electricity supply to the public line so they don’t have to fork out the costs.

Hello - my neighbour parks in front of my house . Can I cut off his tyres as long as I throw them back into his property or do I have to cut down some trees and beat his bonnet a la Basil Fawlty . ( Sorry no diagram )

I want to buy something but I don't know know what it is called or where to get it.

Can any of you lovely MNetters help please?

TIA x

I think my rabbits are actually beavers but then again maybe it's nice to have a dam in your garden

NC as this is outing.
I have a boiler.

ItsAllAboutTheParsley

I hope this doesn't get picked up by a national newspaper

RTFT

@BasiliskStare

Hello - my neighbour parks in front of my house . Can I cut off his tyres as long as I throw them back into his property or do I have to cut down some trees and beat his bonnet a la Basil Fawlty . ( Sorry no diagram )

Sorry, simply unacceptable to post a parking related question and not provide a diagram. Don’t you know it’s THE LAW?!

Hubby and I earn high four figures and cannot afford a holiday at Butlins, please help.

I think this says it all.

Chimney sweep? So op is killing the planet by having children AND an open fire

Quavers