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Shall we see how long we can keep this going until it gets deleted

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SneezyGonzalez · 20/02/2021 22:59

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OP posts:
TooYoungToNotice · 21/02/2021 14:13

You should consider an assertiveness course to help you deal with your plumber issues and draw appropriate boundaries OP

NewScone · 21/02/2021 14:35

@TooYoungToNotice

You should consider an assertiveness course to help you deal with your plumber issues and draw appropriate boundaries OP
I personally think it's the plumber who has the issues here. However I haven't bothered to RTFT.
00100001 · 21/02/2021 14:37

@NewScone

That because you were a greedy fucker and ate that carrot for lunch.... A carrot does 4 people in this house, with enough for left overs the next day.

00100001 · 21/02/2021 14:38

[quote 00100001]@NewScone

That because you were a greedy fucker and ate that carrot for lunch.... A carrot does 4 people in this house, with enough for left overs the next day.[/quote]
And I might as DS17 is sporty, tall and slim. So the lad can eat, but even he struggles to finish his carrot portion.

dapsdaps · 21/02/2021 14:59

@MistyGreenAndBlue

How old do you think I am?
Younger than you look, you've overdone it on the sun bed as usual. When will you learn?
BlackeyedSusan · 21/02/2021 15:02

TWC: blast from the past

Now who has a link to the bat?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/02/2021 16:05

You fancy the sex god Donald Trump don't you? 😮😵🤢🤮😂🤣
Well you would if you were him.

AlCalavicci · 21/02/2021 16:37

I have got some
butter,
bread
brown sauce
and sausages

I want a snack but can not think of what to make with them , please send me your recipes

ivfbabymomma1 · 21/02/2021 16:42

Pom bear anyone?

Still1nLove · 21/02/2021 16:48

Pom bears are the height of sophistication, doncha know!

NewScone · 21/02/2021 16:52

@AlCalavicci

I have got some butter, bread brown sauce and sausages

I want a snack but can not think of what to make with them , please send me your recipes

Is the bread pre-sliced? Is the brown sauce in a squeezy bottle? How to you store your butter? Do you have an oven?

I'm not sure how you expect anyone to help you without this context.

1Morewineplease · 21/02/2021 17:04

@AlCalavicci

I have got some butter, bread brown sauce and sausages

I want a snack but can not think of what to make with them , please send me your recipes

Risotto maybe?
WoolieLiberal · 21/02/2021 17:08

LTB 😉

custardbear · 21/02/2021 17:11

Baby names - we were thinking classic names like

Jennifer
Jacqueline
Elizabeth

Anyone know anything similar

...... OP - how about Kilimanjaro, kangaroo, Polly-Pocket, Unicorn-dazzle, Consuela banana hammock

AlCalavicci · 21/02/2021 17:23

@NewScone

GOD do I have to tell you my whole life history just to get a bit of advice ? !

Grin Grin

NewScone · 21/02/2021 17:26

AlCalavicci
I'm afraid context is key here.

You can always change some key details if it's too outing.

MtnGal2025 · 21/02/2021 17:40

I've got Trump's old penis beaker here.
The third one, the one he had sewn on after Ivana and Sybil broke the first two.

AlCalavicci · 21/02/2021 17:43

@NewScone
Ok Ok ,
It is tescos finest presliced seeded bread < this bit is true
HP brown sauce in a glass bottle < this bit is true
morrisons sausages < this bit is not true
Anchor butter stored in a pot butter dish < part of this is true
Yes I do have a oven < this is true
but I use a eye level grill to cook them , it is gas and gets hotter on one side than it does on the other ( very outing I may have to ask for my post to be deleted ) Its ignition doesnt work so I use a blue cooker lighter to light it
Whatever I make it will be server on a blue plate

AlCalavicci · 21/02/2021 17:44

@1Morewineplease
Risotto you say ? hmm I dont have any rice can I make risotto with pasta instead ?

1Morewineplease · 21/02/2021 17:47

[quote AlCalavicci]@1Morewineplease
Risotto you say ? hmm I dont have any rice can I make risotto with pasta instead ?[/quote]
Of course! I do this all the time!

00100001 · 21/02/2021 17:53

[quote AlCalavicci]@NewScone
Ok Ok ,
It is tescos finest presliced seeded bread < this bit is true
HP brown sauce in a glass bottle < this bit is true
morrisons sausages < this bit is not true
Anchor butter stored in a pot butter dish < part of this is true
Yes I do have a oven < this is true
but I use a eye level grill to cook them , it is gas and gets hotter on one side than it does on the other ( very outing I may have to ask for my post to be deleted ) Its ignition doesnt work so I use a blue cooker lighter to light it
Whatever I make it will be server on a blue plate[/quote]
Ok. Now we know.

Make a gluten-free, vegan casserole.
With only a few changes.

It's easy, just swap the bread for a carrot,an onion, leeks and a tin of tomatoes.
Swap the sausages for lentils, everyone has those in their store cupboard. Any colour will do. Green or red is best.

water down the brown sauce and use it as a stock base.

Simple!

The butter, you can save for another dish!!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/02/2021 18:05

That's not as good as my sandwich. Sausages are so last year.
I'm having a bacon & egg cob with ketchup so there!

Actually save some for me but can you swap the anchor for lurpack as anchor tastes weird.

ExtraordinaryQuince · 21/02/2021 18:20

RTFT FFS. OP said quite clearly in the third post that she'd get a babysitter.

DeeCeeCherry · 21/02/2021 18:42

Hugo ffs

NewScone · 21/02/2021 18:43

I like 0100001's idea. You could use the empty sauce bottle and put one of those drippy candles in it and pretend you are in an italian restaurant.

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