DSIL snarky comments re my car me or being there for 2 days in Lockdown?

[FeckenLD3]

We live right by a nature reserve, lots of dog walkers, DSIL is one. She is rather, umm, curious, about goings on.

My car wasn't outside the house from Monday 9am till Tuesday evening.

She's messaged me to ask why 😵.

AIBU to tell her to mfyfob?

Wtf does mfyfob mean?

@FeckenLD3

My thread was nothing do to with my entitlement to break Lockdown rules. It was about how to reply to curious SIL.

So it's not a drip feed, just further info to help after thread evolved, and PPs comments warranted my pertinent info.

HTH

Tell her you had to take it to a garage to get something fixed.

@TroublesomeTrucks

Wtf does mfyfob mean?

I asked several pages back and never got an answer. It’s bugging me.

Why didnt you courier the laptop to him ?

Mind first your f’ing own business maybe but honestly I think the OP just did a typo.

Yeah, should be "myofb" or similar I think. Or "fmyofb" if you feel extra cross.

I'd probably just say airily "Oh yes, I went out". Were she to press further that it had been two whole days I would raise an eyebrow and ask precisely how long she had been watching my house.