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Best CF stories part 2

657 replies

HepLaurenceLB · 30/01/2021 11:01

First thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3905995-Best-CF-Stories

OP posts:
Dellaandthedealer · 31/03/2021 19:38

DH and I were in the cafe of the National Gallery years ago. DH went to get the coffees and I found seats at one of those bar type arrangements where you sit in a line. A woman also looking for somewhere to sit plonked down a tray of dirty coffee cups and plates etc right in front of me. 😳

Karma came up trumps though because when she was carrying her full tray back to the table, she must have tripped because she ended up covered in hot chocolate, all over her white cardigan.

The staff hustled her in to the cloakroom and washed her down as best they could.

We did smile!

DemiBourbon · 31/03/2021 20:11

@dentydown thanks, I’ve had retrain myself to not be bothered by them now, since the time they drained their heating system onto our drive and left a massive rust stain, then crept in to secretly pour bleach all over it when we were out, which the kids then walked all through the house when we came back in.

@makingmammaries that’s truly awful.

SquizzaMama · 31/03/2021 20:19

Many, many years ago, I used to flat share with 3 other people. One of the girls was a PITA and used to help herself to my Friday night take out leftovers. So many times I told her not to - but her excuse was “she couldn’t afford nice food and couldn’t afford to go shopping because she’d had to pay the rent that week”!!

After about 3/4 months, I’d really had enough and laced my favourite takeout leftovers with laxatives...she never did it again.

I also used to work with someone who would go through peoples lunchboxes / bags in the shared kitchen, to pick out the bits that he liked. One of my colleagues cottoned on to the fact that he loved prawns. So she made up a big prawn filled sandwich, with prawns that had been left out to warm up considerably...it didn’t stop him!! He had serious food poisoning, but still continued to steal food / cans of fizzy.

My mil....at our wedding, we had bottles of wine / champagne on ice on every table. She took every single bottle of wine from the top table (10 in total) and put them under the table by her feet. Took us ages to work out where they’d gone...she also took the bottom layer of our wedding cake home “to freeze”. We never saw that again, despite repeated requests to have it back. She also left us to pay for her hotel bill from the night of the wedding....

Rainbowandscarlett · 31/03/2021 20:56

My brother and sister in laws wedding a few years ago
They wanted a wedding that made the royal wedding look like a do in a scout hut-but didn’t see why they should pay a penny for it
They told me I had to pay upwards of £150 per person on outfits as I was chief bridesmaid and my kids where bridesmaids/pageboys (I didn’t) but they wanted our outfits in one colour,waited until I’d bought it all and changed the colours (think from red and cream to pink and white) then tried to demand I bought whole new outfits (I didn’t)
I was a single parent at the time-6 kids
She didn’t contact me once in the run up to their wedding as she was ‘busy’
Her parents paid a fortune on vintage cars/mua/hairdresser/flowers/cake/jewellery and their outfits
My parents paid for the pub for their evening do-they tried to fleece them out of an extra 1k for the rental of the pub-and my parents paid for the decorations for them too
On the day I paid a small fortune in taxis to get there and again once they’d got married I had to pay out again on more taxis to get us to where they where having the wedding breakfast-very posh hotel that my parents had paid for
Got there-150+ guests-they’d done enough food to feed about 30
I had to run to the supermarket over the road to feed my lot
They dished up 5 bottles of the cheapest white wine-for 150 guests-after that it was buy your own drinks at almost a fiver for a glass of Coke-while sitting on the top table guzzling expensive food and necking the champagne with her parents and a random granny
Evening do-was told ‘no kids’ so I’d had to pay for a babysitter-turned out they’d meant’not your kids-everyone else’s are welcome’
I’d had enough-I’d been rinsed for our outfits,food,drinks,taxis,a wedding present (from a list where nothing came to under £100) and babysitters-for a wedding I hadn’t wanted to go to in the first place
They’d fleeced everyone for the cost-all they paid for where her shoes and they moaned about the £30 they cost as they thought someone else should have paid for them
I heard the bride slagging me off in the toilets saying that she hadn’t wanted me or my kids there but my brother did as he thought ‘She’ll be good for a few quid-as she’s raking it in with tax credits and her wages’ and that we’d ruined their whole day by wearing ‘cheap clothes’

So I stole their wedding cake-jumped into another taxi and haven’t spoken to them since

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 31/03/2021 21:09

@Rainbowandscarlett Wow. Just wow.

DeusEx · 31/03/2021 21:16

@thetaleunfolds

Last year of school I was working in a travel agency, and my two best friends talked me into using my mega discount to book 'a girls holiday to Greece'. Only broke it to me AFTER I'd booked it and shown them the confirmation with all our names on including mine, that I wasn't invited - the girls trip was just them and their new group of friends. One laughed at how ridiculous it was that I thought I was invited. I'd slowly been pushed out for a year or two before hand but that was the final straw.

It was already booked but in my name so I cancelled it. They found out it was cancelled too late, and ended up in a caravan in Devon for a week while my other friend and I went to Orlando for 2 weeks and had the best time ever.

Zero regrets. I haven't spoken to either "friend" since.

This is so, so nasty. I’m so glad you’ve cut them from your life Daffodil
Andithoughtiwasspecial · 31/03/2021 21:20

@Rainbowandscarlett cf supreme

Jokie · 01/04/2021 05:44

Mine happened during my wedding. We had drinks as part of the dinner deal (so a bottle of wine, beer, soft drinks). One very close family friend decided to order as many drinks as she could and caused a scene when she realised it wasn't unlimited/that she'd need to pay.

My parents also put on a coach to take people between the two locations and got a load of stick because the coach left "too early" i.e. at the end of the wedding. Several people missed the coach and tried to give my dad their taxi bill to bring them home. Suffice to say, he didn't pay it.

magicstar1 · 01/04/2021 12:17

@Rainbowandscarlett you took their wedding cake? Brilliant lol.

DdraigGoch · 01/04/2021 13:55

@Rainbowandscarlett revenge is sweet, but not as sweet as cake!

Rainbowandscarlett · 01/04/2021 17:34

Haha I did
My kids enjoyed it for breakfast the following morning

They had form for cf behaviour tho-when they got engaged they wanted a party
Not a party they had to pay for tho-everyone else was meant to pay for it-and give money instead of presents so they could buy her a ring

They had a baby a few years later (I’d long gone by then) but I heard they went round family and friends with a list of everything they wanted and they’d tick off your name if you bought them something-they fell out with loads of people who didn’t spend enough/from the list
They didn’t have to buy a thing for the baby as everyone else bought it all (they refused second hand stuff) and to this day they show up randomly at dinner time so they don’t have to feed the child/get others to treat him to toys and clothes/got her parents to provide free childcare even tho both parents work full time-they both work part time (pre COVID)

Another of my brothers got married a few years ago and they demanded the bride and groom bought them new clothes and shoes for them to attend as guests

And they did!

Best laugh was they showed up with no presents,dumped sprog onto my parents and other family members and got everyone to buy them drinks and ate everything in sight

I have zero regrets at swiping their cake-I don’t even like cake but my lot loved it

Fairyliz · 01/04/2021 17:45

Our wedding reception was held in a school hall. To make it look a little better our florist made baskets of flowers for the tables about 10 in total.
Our intention was to give them out to elderly relatives to take home at the end of the evening.
After the meal I was going around talking to the guests when I noticed all the arrangements had disappeared. The caterers had taken them because ‘they thought we didn’t want them’. Shock
There was a bit of an unseemly tussle when DH demanded they get them out of their van.

DdraigGoch · 01/04/2021 18:21

Another of my brothers got married a few years ago and they demanded the bride and groom bought them new clothes and shoes for them to attend as guests

And they did!
Behind every CF there's an enabler or two (or in this case, many).

Mammyofasuperbaby · 02/04/2021 09:17

I have another one.
Sil told us she was pregnant and had just started to sort our babies stuff to sell, so being loving family people we decided to forgo the £100 that we could have made (and needed) to give Sil the stuff as she was struggling.
Only thing is that she demanded everything, including my babies bed, clothes, toys - everything that was still in use. I told her she could have things when we didn't need them anymore but not before. I'm not depriving my baby for hers. She took what we had offered and left.
Cue her going Batshit and telling DHs entire family that I hate them and I'd said no one would love her baby ect. Thankfully Dh put everyone right which she didn't like so tried to split us up (didn't work or even faze us) and went on an all out assault on me on social media Hmm
Her family won't put her in her place and keep asking me to forgive and forget but I'm sticking to my guns and keep telling them that I won't ever forget but I'm willing to move on of she'll apologise- still waiting for that to happen 4 years later and she's ripped the family apart in the mean time. Sil has done so much more to other people since (much more cruel and entitled) but me and dh have nothing to do with her now.

dentydown · 03/04/2021 16:17

Sales manager’s sons friend left a bike behind in their garden. Sales manager takes it upon himself to ride the bike to work every day. He’s boasting about how he is going to get fit etc. I point out that it isn’t his bike, and that the kid will claim it back at some point in time. I get shot down in flames.

He then proceeded to upgrade the brakes, saddle etc. Spends lots of money on the bike.

Son’s friend comes back to claim it. After an NBA argument he gives the bike back.

Rippedthearseoutmyjeans · 14/09/2021 10:21

I love these threads! Cf neighbour dumped their shit in my bin today. Left my bin open with it hanging out. Knew exactly where it came from, so ive returned it. Bin man has been and left it. I'm just sat waiting for them to return, knowing i know it was them.

cstaff · 14/09/2021 11:25

About 25 years ago in my first job a girl I worked with was doing weight watchers and would bring in 5 ready meals every Monday to last the week. One Friday she opened the fridge and her last one was gone. She asked around but everyone knew they were hers and hadn't touched them. Later she was in with the boss and saw her empty pack in his bin. His excuse was that he was working late the night before. Cheeky fucker.

JudgeJ · 14/09/2021 11:37

@Dellaandthedealer

DH and I were in the cafe of the National Gallery years ago. DH went to get the coffees and I found seats at one of those bar type arrangements where you sit in a line. A woman also looking for somewhere to sit plonked down a tray of dirty coffee cups and plates etc right in front of me. 😳

Karma came up trumps though because when she was carrying her full tray back to the table, she must have tripped because she ended up covered in hot chocolate, all over her white cardigan.

The staff hustled her in to the cloakroom and washed her down as best they could.

We did smile!

In the days of smoking in pubs we were sitting at a table having lunch, it was all fairly crowded, the next table was rammed and the man next to me on the bench lifted an ash-tray from their table and put it on ours. My OH picked it up and put it one the floor and the man was furious, How am I supposed to use that now?
Missymoo6 · 02/11/2021 13:33

On a local free cycle group a lady was asking for donations of toys as she and her friend were setting up a playgroup once lockdown ended. I thought this was a lovely idea and donated loads of really good quality toys that my DGDs had outgrown. I even drove 16 miles to deliver them to her. I later found every single toy for sale on eBay!

cadburyegg · 02/11/2021 13:47

When I was in sixth form, so age 16-18, I worked in a pet shop at weekends and evenings. I sold a hamster to a seemingly nice couple in their 30s with their young daughter. Spent about half an hour with them with the girl choosing the hamster and cage etc. After they paid and left the shop I took my lunch break and went out to get some food from the local supermarket, when I was stopped by the guy, who asked me for my number. Couldn't believe his audacity. Creep

cadburyegg · 02/11/2021 13:55

Oh another one. My first car was written off due to a blown head gasket. I bought another car and spent about £3k on it, I was 21 and this was a lot of money to me. The guy at the garage "kindly" Hmm offered to take my old car off me and scrap it to save me having to sort it out myself. Made out that he was doing me a favour. A month later he put it up for sale.

flipflop76 · 02/11/2021 13:56

What is CF?

daimbarsatemydogsbone · 02/11/2021 14:00

@flipflop76

What is CF?
CF = Cheeky Fucker
Cuntness · 02/11/2021 14:04

Growing up, my best friend always knew her mum had put some money aside for her for when she was older. It was £7/8K. It was always known to be my friends money.

When my friend was buying a house, she asked her mum if she could use the money towards her deposit.

Her mum agreed, but only if she was named as owning 1/3 of the house along with my friend and her partner.

Yes. Her mum wanted to get 1/3 of a £350,000 house for £7/8k.

My friend declined and they borrowed the money from his parents.

PissedOffNeighbour22 · 02/11/2021 14:11

@Cuntness my mum spent mine and my brother's inheritance. She reckons she paid my dad off with it in the divorce and because it was inherited from her dad, it was hers anyway Hmm.
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