To think MN should throw a massive party

[CrotchBurn]

Once covid is nothing but a speck on the horizon obviously.

We could have cheeky and picky bits.

And when you come in, they could give you a big buzzer button to be used later in the night during the live AIBU session where people take to the stage and do performed readings of their problems.

@Iqqq

You do realise that you'll all arrive at the location but won't get in because the organiser refuses to answer the door.

excellent!

We'll need to hire some entertainment; I hear "Performance Parenting" is riveting.

I’ll ask my DP what he thinks about the party and report back with his opinion and advice

[As an aside, who on earth are the - correct as of typing - 22% who think this is U?
Do they not see the joke and think this is an actual rallying call?]

Well now that I've found out that I am only invited to the evening do I am going to immediately go NC with all of you.

JoanneCofton

I’ll ask my DP what he thinks about the party and report back with his opinion and advice

Excellent plan!

Even better if you could get him* to join MN and start his advice-giving post with:

"Man and Party Planner here. Etc..."

*You may need to use your feminine wiles.
Get those high-heeled, maribou-trimmed slippers out.

I'll bring the hamster casserole. Can someone do a diagram showing where I can park?

Nah, everyone would be arguing about when and where it should be held, what the drinks were, what the dresscode was 😂.

Can't believe nobody has asked Sharon. She is fum-min!

Sadly my husband has a hobby (can’t reveal, outing, but think Lycra) which means I’ll be doing childcare for 8 hours each weekend day so I can’t attend.

@JM10 come on, Birdie Friend already knows...

LOL huns, I wrote nerf gun instead of supersoaker, earlier! Do I have to relinquish my MN party invitation now?

@Oysterbabe
Does this help at all?

I know a person (let's call her emma) who has a relationship to me (think friend) who asked me to get her a ticket. I know it's only £2 but the cow hasnt paid me back yet despite treating herself to a latte the other day. I said "alright for some eh" but she still didnt cop on.
WIBU to sell her ticket and go NC/grey rock?

Is Brian going to be there? Will he be giving free Yoni massages?

It's no good, crotchburn. You're going to have to cancel and go nc. You've outed yourself and the venue already with that diagram!

I would love to have a little elderly Korean lady at the party!

Wendy? I might go (or not go) depending on whether she's invited.

In fact, would the Wendies be invited or perhaps only those who've been wendied?

Either way we may need a larger than average Wendy house.

Sounds like hell on earth. Bound to be many attendees sitting in the corner waiting for someone to do something they don’t agree with itching to ‘report, report, report’ them.

MIL's most definitely not invited!

Then who's going to throw themselves sobbing at any perceived slight? No, you have to invite me. I'm really good at it.

Are Span Gran and Softzilla going ?

Sorry guys, I’ll be calling 111, 999 and the council if you’re not all gone by 8pm !

I shall be in the corner FUMING over any perceived slight.

MNHQ staff can have their own little corner.

Then we can all run over and tell them whenever someone says or does something Not In The Spirit of the party.

I'm sure they'd be grateful to be invited.

@MrsMoastyToasty
I've heard softzilla referenced loads - what's the story?