Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

[RatherBeReading]

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

I totally would. 100%
The man is a sex god.

Yes please. As a pp said clever and funny is good

And he looks like he would really want to please you

Imagine all that big loveliness hugging you

I used to like Richard Osman until I worked with him at an event. Went off him

I've been reading this thread to DH and just confessed to having regular SD about Jack Branding. He is like 😲

To be honest, I have more sex with Jack Branning than I do my own husband

I bet he’s a big boy

He’s got a turn about getting a massage you might like then.

My most disturbing sex dream was probably Jeremy Clarkson. Eurgh!

I don't have the age issue with Greg, since I'm more or less the same age as him.

YANBU

Greg Davies

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Dara Ó Briain

Very, very jealous OP. Would love a go on Greg.

Wouldn’t say no to Alex either.

Let’s form an orderly queue.

I have to confess that i find Joe Wilkinson strangely attractive. He's wonderfully bonkers and his little spell on Bake off showed that he's actually not as uselesss as his act makes out. Underneath all that hair and brown he has such lovely eyes.

@JarvisCockersLeftEyebrow

YANBU. I had an incredible dream about Jarvis Cocker last week, filthy it was, despite him being 33 years older than me. In fact, it inspired my recent name change.

Jarvis Cocker looks like a university lecturer these days. Not there is anything wrong with that, I'm married to one.

Rhod Gilbert for me, the combination of dark hair and dark blue eyes and a Welsh accent. He's just scruffy enough to look sexy, not so much that he looks like he needs a bath.

@KnitFastDieWarm

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9neA6UU6M

I need a cold shower after watching this it’s the voice!

I smoked a cigarette after watching that

I’d be delighted to have a dream about Greg.

For some reason, mine was about James Lewis. It was filth.

I’ve never been able to watch him on bargain hunt since without getting a beamer.

I don't know who he is.

Eh, I think he's a perennial bachelor. He was with the Labour MP Liz Kendall for a long time, but he seems to have been permasingle since they split and to quite like it that way.

@Respectabitch , I totally misread that as perineal bachelor

He wouldn't even have to shag me . I would be happy just to lie there and listen to him and laugh all night.

How sweet.

I wouldn’t.

Any good sex dreams to report anyone?

I didn't have a sex dream of any kind last night.

(Or sex.)

I am saddened

@shitinmyhandsandclap

I find Greg extremely attractive but then I also find James May sexy so who am I to talk?!

Have you been watching James May’s cookery show?

pick a chew you are correct.
Joe Wilkinson is gorgeous, I would like to find myself entertaining both him and Greg

Respectabitch

Me either.

I’m in a whatsapp group of single parents without any sociable support through a bubble (I’ve had to bubble up with my lovely old dad - who generally doesn’t remember who I am due to dementia) where people log an evening activity to look forward to once their kid’s asleep.

I wrote in the group that mine for tonight is sitting in the garden to look at the stars, because one of my kid’s teachers is also on there, so I can’t admit that it’s actually to watch that travel thing that Greg’s on then have sex with myself.

I wrote in the group that mine for tonight is sitting in the garden to look at the stars, because one of my kid’s teachers is also on there, so I can’t admit that it’s actually to watch that travel thing that Greg’s on then have sex with myself.

‘oh i’ll just be reading some shakespeare while gazing at the stars’ says @RatherBeReading. ‘I definitely will
not be wanking furiously over comedians.’

to be fair i know which i’d prefer, especially in this weather.

But not furiously - langorously.

I dreamt I was making sausages (not a euphemism) over the kitchen sink and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall somehow appeared and did me from behind while I continued manhandling slippery hog casings...disturbing, and not as erotic as the one where I had a “romantic interlude” in a lift with Johnny Knoxville from Jackass. He was a very good kisser!

Oh that's reminded me of my dream where Jeff Goldblum was lacing me into a crinoline dress, looking at me in the mirror the whole time, not saying a word. It was very erotic.