Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

[RatherBeReading]

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

I would.

I had an amazing dream about two blokes on Youtube, one was totally filthy and the other got up afterwards and tidied up everywhere - I realised I was middle aged when that was marginally more appealing .

Also a few years back Jeremy Clarkson, who was surprisingly good with his hands

I can confirm that long term lack of sex does not stop the sex dreams (must be going on for 15 years now )

MyVisionsComeFromScent That’s a long time without sex . I’m glad the dreams at least have not abandoned you.

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MyVisionsComeFromScent That’s a long time without sex . I’m glad the dreams at least have not abandoned you.

Tell me about it! And all bar the last 6 months were while I was still with H .

Off now to watch all the GD clips, to see if I can add him to the roster

@MyVisionsComeFromScent

Also a few years back Jeremy Clarkson, who was surprisingly good with his hands

Ugh! But he does have a certain power/masculinity about him - much better since watching him host 'Millionaire'.

@iklboo

Oh that's reminded me of my dream where Jeff Goldblum was lacing me into a crinoline dress, looking at me in the mirror the whole time, not saying a word. It was very erotic.

Oh christ, that’s me done for

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But not furiously - langorously.

If i ever form a band i’m going to call it Languorous Wank

@KnitFastDieWarm - I can play glockenspiel & melodica so can I be in Languorous Wank?

I er, ahem, wouldn't mind joining the GD queue.

Sadly no interesting dreams of any kind. Obvs need to watch more Greg.

I think Jeremy Clarkson would shout 'POWER!!!' at the crucial moment.

I'm going to watch TM tonight and look at the hands

It's a shame we can't see his forearms

It's a shame we can't see his forearms

Oh yes, I do like a forearm!
Side note: I suspect i’m ovulating, i’m not usually quite this rampantly horny over people i’ve never met

Forearms seem to be a favourite on here

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Also a few years back Jeremy Clarkson, who was surprisingly good with his hands

He was RUBBISH and unpleasant when he dreamsexed me.

Oh god, Greg Davis is incredibly hot. I would do despicable things to that man

Most confusing sex dream i ever had was about Mr Tumble , but when he was dressed as Lord Tumble . It was absolute filth and felt jittery for days after it

I can’t work out if Mr Tumble or Clarkson would be more traumatising.

Languorous Wank’s Greatest Hits of course will include Dreamy Diddle, Lockdown Lay and that number one hit, Spiritless She-bop.

This afternoon’s distraction from online school/work Hades lead to the discovery that Greg has an episode of Who Do You Think You Are. Sometimes that involves them driving off around the country, and a lot of men roll up their sleeves when they drive.... I shall report back on any forearm sightings.

@RatherBeReading - a few years ago there was a thread on here about fanfic shagging Mr Tumble. Like....entire scenarios.

[quote iklboo]@RatherBeReading - a few years ago there was a thread on here about fanfic shagging Mr Tumble. Like....entire scenarios. [/quote]
That makes me feel proper queasy.

Yuck I wouldn't and I'm 60 years old.

I’ve just asked him to marry me on another thread.

A response must be imminent

I'm jealous, better than my sex dream about David icke of all people

Did he take off the tracksuit or did you jessica ?

Did he search you for a lizardy tongue?